1
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- Hello?
<i>- Hello.</i>

2
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- Uh, yes?
- <i>Who is this?</i>

3
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- Who are you calling?
- <i>Who am I speaking to?</i>

4
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Wrong number.

5
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- Who was that?
- Nobody.

6
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- Did you pick a movie?
- Yeah.

7
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We're gonna go scary.
<i>Saw IV.</i>

8
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I saw that in theaters.

9
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It sucks.
It's not scary, it's gross.

10
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I hate all
that torture porn shit.

11
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- How do you really feel?

12
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Well, I like Jigsaw. I think
he kills people very creatively.

13
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- But you don't give a shit
who dies,

14
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'cause there's
no character development.

15
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There's just body parts ripping
and blood spewing. Blahh!

16
00:01:01,822 --> 00:01:03,563
- Who do you keep texting?

17
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- I have a Facebook stalker.
He keeps leaving me messages.

18
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- Yeah, like what?
- Just stuff.

19
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Like, "Hey, what's up?
You're hot. I wanna kill you."

20
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- So delete him.

21
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- I did, but he hacked his way
back in.

22
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- So report him.

23
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- He's really hot, though.
You wanna see?

24
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- That's Channing Tatum.

25
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- It is not. Is it?

26
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- Yeah, from his
Abercrombie days.

27
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You are being punked.

28
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- Hello?
<i>- Who is this?</i>

29
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- The more impatient version
of the person you just spoke to.

30
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- <i>I'm sorry. You don't
have to be a bitch about it.</i>

31
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- Of course I don't. Eat me.
- <i>You hang up on me,</i>

32
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<i>and I'll cut through your neck
until I feel bone!</i>

33
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- Who is it?
- It's for you.

34
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- Hello?
- <i>Who is this?</i>

35
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- It's Trudie. Who's this?

36
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- <i>This is the last person
you're ever gonna see alive.</i>

37
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- It's a prank. Hang up.

38
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- Why'd you hand the phone
to me?

39
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- You're the one
with the stalker.

40
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- Are the doors locked?
- Don't freak out.

41
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- Let it ring.

42
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- It's from stalker boy.
He said, "Answer the phone."

43
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For God's sake.

44
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It's a joke, Trudie.
It's probably Lexi or Karen.

45
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Where are you going?

46
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- To make sure
the front door is locked.

47
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- No. Don't open it.
- You're overreacting.

48
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It's a joke, Trudie, OK?
Somebody made a dummy profile.

49
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They're just trying
to scare you.

50
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- Wait. Who is it?

51
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I said, who is it?

52
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Let's call the cops.

53
00:03:07,903 --> 00:03:11,254
"I dare you to open the door."
- No, Sherrie. Don't.

54
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No, don't, I'm scared.

55
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- Hey, it could be
anyone that we know.

56
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Lisa, Bailey, Wayne,

57
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or the hopeful long shot,
Channing Tatum.

58
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There's nobody out here.

59
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- What does it say?

60
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- It says, "I'm not outside.
I'm right beside you."

61
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- Trudie! Trudie!
Oh, my God!

62
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- You're fucking kidding me.
- What?

63
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- That was so fucking stupid.
Pure horseshit.

64
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The death of horror,
right here in front of us.

65
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- I jumped. It scared me.
- A fucking Facebook killer?

66
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You're kidding me, right?

67
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- I guess now it would be
Twitter. That'd make more sense.

68
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- A bunch of articulate teens
sit around

69
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and deconstruct horror movies

70
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until Ghostface kills them
one by one.

71
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It's been done to death.

72
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The whole self-aware,
postmodern meta shit.

73
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Stick a fork in 1996, already.

74
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- I like the <i>Stab</i> movies.
They're scarier.

75
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It's not aliens or zombies
or little Asian ghost girls.

76
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There's something real about
a guy with a knife who just...

77
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...snaps.

78
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It could really happen.

79
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- I can't do it. These sequels
don't know when to stop.

80
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They just keep recycling
the same shit.

81
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Even the opening scene.

82
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There's always some random girl
who gets a call

83
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that undoubtedly ends up
getting her killed.

84
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It's so predictable,
there's no element of surprise.

85
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You can see everything coming.

86
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- Did that surprise you?

87
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It's your own fault.

88
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- Why?
- Because you talk too much.

89
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Now, shut the fuck up
and watch the movie.

90
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- Oh, my God, I love it.

91
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I've seen it five times and
it still gets me every time.

92
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- You're kidding.
I don't get it.

93
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OK... It's like
<i>The Twilight Zone.</i>

94
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- <i>Twilight Zone?</i>
- A movie within a movie.

95
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- I get that.
But it's illogical.

96
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It begs the question that

97
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if the beginning of <i>Stab 7</i>
is <i>Stab 6,</i>

98
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then is the beginning
of <i>Stab 6 Stab 5?</i>

99
00:06:07,949 --> 00:06:10,169
And, if so,
what is <i>Stab 4</i> about?

100
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- You're over-thinking it.
- Am I?

101
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Or did whoever make it
just under-think it?

102
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There's a reason
I don't watch these movies.

103
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- I can't believe you haven't
seen them. We live in Woodsboro.

104
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- That has nothing
to do with Woodsboro.

105
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I thought you said <i>Stab</i>
was based on true stories.

106
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- The first three,
the original trilogy,

107
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is based off of Sidney Prescott,

108
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but then she threatened to sue
them if they used her story,

109
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so then they just started
making stuff up.

110
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<i>Stab 5</i> has time travel,
which is by far the worst.

111
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- Don't we hear enough
about this story every year?

112
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- At least Woodsboro's
known for something.

113
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- Did you hear that?
- Um...

114
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No, I didn't hear anything.

115
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- I did.

116
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- Jenny, don't try to scare me.

117
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- I'm not trying to scare you.
- You do it all the time.

118
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- No, I don't.
- Where are you going?

119
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- I told you, I heard something.

120
00:07:01,741 --> 00:07:04,048
- I know you're trying
to scare me.

121
00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,528
- I'm not.

122
00:07:11,969 --> 00:07:13,187
- What is it?

123
00:07:14,754 --> 00:07:17,278
- I must have left
a window in my room open.

124
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- Could you get that?

125
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Marnie?
- Yeah.

126
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Hello?

127
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<i>Hello.
Who is this?</i>

128
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- Marnie. Who is this?

129
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- <i>This is the last person
you're ever gonna see alive.</i>

130
00:07:41,563 --> 00:07:42,868
- What?

131
00:07:45,523 --> 00:07:46,568
- I'm sorry.

132
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<i>I had to.</i>

133
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- You bitch.

134
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<i>So not funny.</i>

135
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- Somebody falls for it
every year.

136
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- <i>I don't see why
you get off on this...</i>

137
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Marnie?

138
00:08:03,019 --> 00:08:04,020
Marnie?

139
00:08:07,371 --> 00:08:08,807
Marnie?

140
00:08:15,597 --> 00:08:18,991
Good one, Marnie.
Lights out, phone on the floor.

141
00:08:19,035 --> 00:08:23,953
You know, you really
should direct horror films.

142
00:08:23,996 --> 00:08:25,824
Wherever you are.

143
00:08:28,435 --> 00:08:31,438
Let me guess. You want me
to walk by an open doorframe

144
00:08:31,482 --> 00:08:33,832
so you can pop out, huh?

145
00:08:38,228 --> 00:08:41,883
OK. Timing, timing is perfect.

146
00:08:41,926 --> 00:08:44,189
But you don't have
the app on your phone

147
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so you can't talk like
Ghostface, can you?

148
00:08:47,584 --> 00:08:50,152
<i>Yes, I can.</i>

149
00:08:50,195 --> 00:08:52,937
- Who is this?
- <i>Not an app.</i>

150
00:08:52,981 --> 00:08:54,548
- Is this Trevor?

151
00:08:54,591 --> 00:08:56,680
- <i>Do I sound like
a Trevor to you?</i>

152
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<i>Think of me as your director.
You're in my movie.</i>

153
00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,685
<i>You got a fun part,
so don't blow it.</i>

154
00:09:01,729 --> 00:09:03,600
- What movie?
- <i>Same one Marnie's in.</i>

155
00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:06,124
<i>Only her part got cut way back.</i>

156
00:09:06,168 --> 00:09:09,214
<i>But you, you're the dumb blonde
with the big tits.</i>

157
00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:12,000
<i>We'll have some fun with you
before you die.</i>

158
00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:16,004
- I have a 4.0 GPA
and a 135 IQ, asshole.

159
00:09:16,047 --> 00:09:17,701
What did you do with Marnie?

160
00:09:17,745 --> 00:09:19,355
- <i>She's on
the cutting room floor.</i>

161
00:09:19,398 --> 00:09:21,400
- That's not funny.
- <i>This isn't a comedy.</i>

162
00:09:21,444 --> 00:09:23,794
<i>It's a horror film.
People live, people die.</i>

163
00:09:23,838 --> 00:09:25,709
<i>And you'd better start running.</i>

164
00:09:30,714 --> 00:09:31,715
- Marnie?

165
00:09:32,803 --> 00:09:35,284
Help me!

166
00:11:09,071 --> 00:11:12,466
♪ Working for
another hour tonight ♪

167
00:11:12,509 --> 00:11:16,122
♪ Staring at the wall and
let the time just pass me by ♪

168
00:11:16,165 --> 00:11:19,560
♪ You might think you know me
but it's all just a face ♪

169
00:11:19,603 --> 00:11:22,998
♪ Trying to ignore when
people screaming my name ♪

170
00:11:23,042 --> 00:11:24,783
♪ When something's right

171
00:11:24,826 --> 00:11:28,961
♪ Then something
is worth to die for ♪

172
00:11:29,004 --> 00:11:31,615
♪ When I feel that
something is wrong ♪

173
00:11:31,659 --> 00:11:35,183
♪ Then something
is worth to fight for ♪

174
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:38,578
♪ Don't say goodbye

175
00:11:38,621 --> 00:11:42,756
♪ Just leave an open door

176
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,541
♪ I wanna hear you say

177
00:11:45,585 --> 00:11:49,894
♪ You give me something
to die for ♪

178
00:11:51,025 --> 00:11:52,505
- What do you think?

179
00:11:52,548 --> 00:11:55,116
- Well, I guess today
is the anniversary.

180
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,728
Kids.
- No, I meant the display.

181
00:11:57,771 --> 00:11:58,772
- Oh.

182
00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:05,648
- It's good.

183
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:08,434
- I told the owner
I'd kill his cat

184
00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,828
if he didn't get it right.
- Nice.

185
00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:27,540
- Mmm.

186
00:12:50,475 --> 00:12:53,304
Ho! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

187
00:12:53,347 --> 00:12:54,958
Twenty-five, stay alive!

188
00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:57,787
- Shit! Sorry, Sheriff!

189
00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:01,051
- Kirby.

190
00:13:04,271 --> 00:13:05,446
Hoo!

191
00:13:17,371 --> 00:13:18,808
Hey, before you get in the car,

192
00:13:18,851 --> 00:13:20,548
you have to promise
not to kill me.

193
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,637
- Why? What did you do?

194
00:13:22,681 --> 00:13:25,423
- Trevor called me last night.
- Why is he calling you?

195
00:13:25,466 --> 00:13:27,468
- Because you won't take
his calls.

196
00:13:27,512 --> 00:13:30,166
He knows I have your ear,
and he wants to know.

197
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:33,604
- Know what?
- How upset you are.

198
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,475
- Look, can we just not
talk about this now, please?

199
00:13:35,519 --> 00:13:37,347
- Fine. Fine.

200
00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:39,523
- OK, so Trevor
called me last night.

201
00:13:39,566 --> 00:13:41,090
- He called you, too?

202
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:42,874
- He's worried your cousin
coming to Woodsboro

203
00:13:42,918 --> 00:13:45,442
is distracting you from knowing
how sorry he really is.

204
00:13:45,485 --> 00:13:48,140
- Well, that's inventive.
- Oh, God.

205
00:13:50,012 --> 00:13:53,015
- The problem with Trevor
is he never quits.

206
00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:56,235
By the way, have you seen
the Grim Reaper? Angel of Death?

207
00:13:56,279 --> 00:13:59,108
- What are you talking about?
- Your cousin.

208
00:13:59,151 --> 00:14:01,110
- Sidney.
- Last stop on her book tour,

209
00:14:01,153 --> 00:14:05,679
first stop on her road to
a new life. It's very dramatic.

210
00:14:05,723 --> 00:14:07,812
She's the reason
why I love horror movies.

211
00:14:07,856 --> 00:14:09,901
- I'm sure she'd love
to hear that.

212
00:14:09,945 --> 00:14:12,382
If I knew her,
which I don't, really.

213
00:14:12,425 --> 00:14:15,167
- Wherever she went,
people died.

214
00:14:15,211 --> 00:14:17,474
Other people. It was never her.

215
00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:19,084
I mean, <i>Stab</i> is the wrong
franchise for her.

216
00:14:19,128 --> 00:14:20,825
It should be
<i>Final Destination.</i>

217
00:14:20,869 --> 00:14:22,827
- OK, why is Jenny Randall
calling me?

218
00:14:22,871 --> 00:14:24,568
- Ooh, the other woman.

219
00:14:24,611 --> 00:14:26,612
- Hello?
<i>- Hello, Jill.</i>

220
00:14:26,656 --> 00:14:30,529
- I can't stand Jenny.
- Shh! Jenny? Is this you?

221
00:14:30,573 --> 00:14:33,315
- <i>What's your favorite
scary movie?</i>

222
00:14:33,358 --> 00:14:36,144
- OK, who is this?
- What does she want?

223
00:14:37,362 --> 00:14:41,279
- I said, who is this?
- <i>I asked you a question.</i>

224
00:14:41,323 --> 00:14:44,761
<i>What's your favorite
scary movie?</i>

225
00:14:44,804 --> 00:14:46,197
- I'm hanging up.

226
00:14:47,416 --> 00:14:50,854
- Wow. That was original.

227
00:14:50,898 --> 00:14:54,031
I got a call like that this
morning from Marnie the Carny.

228
00:14:54,075 --> 00:14:56,251
- What?
- Watch out!

229
00:14:57,905 --> 00:15:00,951
Nice move, asshole!

230
00:15:00,995 --> 00:15:02,822
- You just ran a stop sign.

231
00:15:02,866 --> 00:15:05,216
- Sorry.

232
00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:09,742
- The Angel of Death.

233
00:15:15,052 --> 00:15:17,489
- The mayor wants these down
before lunch.

234
00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:18,751
- Only 25 more to go.

235
00:15:22,886 --> 00:15:25,714
- Morning, Sheriff.
- Morning, Deputy.

236
00:15:25,757 --> 00:15:27,890
- Joe.
- Morning, Sheriff.

237
00:15:27,934 --> 00:15:30,327
- Looks like
the celebration's begun.

238
00:15:30,371 --> 00:15:32,329
- High school kids, probably.

239
00:15:32,373 --> 00:15:36,420
- Yeah. One generation's tragedy
is the next one's joke.

240
00:15:36,464 --> 00:15:39,989
- Sorry you can never
get away from this.

241
00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:42,774
You know, I wish I'd been old
enough to be a part of the force

242
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,559
when you were solving
those crimes.

243
00:15:44,602 --> 00:15:45,908
- Why is that?

244
00:15:45,952 --> 00:15:47,649
- It's those intense
investigations

245
00:15:47,692 --> 00:15:49,433
that really bond relationships.

246
00:15:50,913 --> 00:15:54,569
- Well, yeah.
- How is Gale, by the way?

247
00:15:54,612 --> 00:15:57,311
- Gale's good, she's writing.

248
00:15:57,354 --> 00:15:59,400
Fiction.

249
00:15:59,443 --> 00:16:01,010
Or trying.

250
00:16:01,054 --> 00:16:03,795
- Hey, I made some lemon
squares. They're in my car.

251
00:16:04,927 --> 00:16:06,973
- Thanks, Deputy, but no thanks.

252
00:16:07,016 --> 00:16:09,149
- Sheriff, you're not
cheating on your wife

253
00:16:09,192 --> 00:16:11,064
if you eat my lemon square.

254
00:16:11,107 --> 00:16:14,589
- Yeah, but I would be
cheating on my diet.

255
00:16:15,329 --> 00:16:17,287
<i>Sheriff Riley
Come in, Sheriff Riley!</i>

256
00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:19,246
- This is Sheriff Riley.
Go ahead.

257
00:16:19,289 --> 00:16:21,074
- <i>You gotta get over to
the Randall house right away.</i>

258
00:16:21,117 --> 00:16:23,510
<i>It's bad, Sheriff, real bad.</i>

259
00:16:35,217 --> 00:16:37,263
<i>The book is</i>
Out of Darkness

260
00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:38,612
<i>and its author,
Sidney Prescott,</i>

261
00:16:38,655 --> 00:16:40,005
<i>is here with us today.</i>

262
00:16:40,048 --> 00:16:41,832
<i>Have the seven</i> Stab <i>movies,</i>

263
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,792
<i>all based on Gale Weathers'
books about you,</i>

264
00:16:44,835 --> 00:16:46,707
<i>made it even harder to go on?</i>

265
00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,753
- <i>I don't blame Gale.
That's in the past.</i>

266
00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:52,495
<i>If I was a victim for too long,</i>

267
00:16:52,539 --> 00:16:54,671
<i>it was up to me
to reinvent myself.</i>

268
00:16:54,715 --> 00:16:57,326
- <i>That's why I wrote this book.</i>
- <i>Sidney Prescott, everybody.</i>

269
00:16:57,370 --> 00:17:00,895
<i>And rave reviews for her book,</i>
Out of Darkness.

270
00:17:01,809 --> 00:17:03,811
- All right, Gale, let's do it.

271
00:17:03,854 --> 00:17:05,508
Let's reinvent myself.

272
00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:08,816
Except...

273
00:17:10,165 --> 00:17:14,604
"I have no fucking idea

274
00:17:14,648 --> 00:17:17,346
what to write."

275
00:17:21,349 --> 00:17:22,655
Hey, wait up!

276
00:17:27,877 --> 00:17:29,009
- Is that new?

277
00:17:29,053 --> 00:17:30,358
- That's the 2.0
upgraded version.

278
00:17:30,402 --> 00:17:33,709
- I'm totally mobile now.
- Nice. Look.

279
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,103
Oh! This is Hall Pass
with Robbie Mercer,

280
00:17:36,147 --> 00:17:37,974
<i>here with the luscious Olivia</i>

281
00:17:38,018 --> 00:17:40,107
<i>"Don't look at my tits,
I have a mind" Morris.</i>

282
00:17:40,151 --> 00:17:43,197
Here is my Woodsboro Massacre
anniversary question:

283
00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:45,112
What is your
favorite scary movie?

284
00:17:45,156 --> 00:17:47,984
- Is that all you've got?
Some stupid douche question?

285
00:17:48,028 --> 00:17:49,682
- Where'd you hear that
anyways?

286
00:17:49,725 --> 00:17:52,511
- It's a line from <i>Stab 1,</i> duh.
Hey, Charlie.

287
00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:54,121
You're a genre nut, Kirby.

288
00:17:54,165 --> 00:17:55,818
What's your favorite
scary movie?

289
00:17:55,862 --> 00:17:56,863
- Bambi.

290
00:17:56,906 --> 00:17:58,082
Mm-hm.

291
00:17:58,125 --> 00:17:59,387
- Dork.
- What?

292
00:17:59,431 --> 00:18:01,389
- That's funny, Kirby.

293
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:07,091
- Completely unaware you exist.
- No, man, she wants me.

294
00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:11,573
Yeah, I wish, right? Asshole?

295
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:16,448
- I think Charlie likes you.
- And I like him.

296
00:18:16,491 --> 00:18:19,580
To tease, to torment,
to make him squirm.

297
00:18:19,624 --> 00:18:22,061
- You could do a lot worse,
trust me.

298
00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:27,893
- Oh, hi, Trevor.
Bye, Trevor.

299
00:18:27,936 --> 00:18:29,764
- Can we talk?

300
00:18:30,939 --> 00:18:34,029
Somebody cares about you
over here, you know?

301
00:18:34,073 --> 00:18:36,554
Someone who made you
really happy once.

302
00:18:36,597 --> 00:18:38,904
Someone who never
should have let you go.

303
00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:42,951
- When you're done with a
phone call, you let someone go.

304
00:18:42,995 --> 00:18:45,824
Or when you take someone to
the airport, you let them go.

305
00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:47,956
When you tell someone
you love her,

306
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,523
and she gives you everything,

307
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:52,047
and then you just go out
with someone else,

308
00:18:52,091 --> 00:18:54,876
that is not letting her go,
that's dumping her. OK?

309
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,357
That's... That's betrayal.

310
00:18:57,401 --> 00:18:59,359
- Trevor Sheldon, denied,

311
00:18:59,403 --> 00:19:01,013
live on Hall Pass
with Robbie Mercer.

312
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,146
What is your favorite
scary movie, man?

313
00:19:03,189 --> 00:19:05,409
I'll show you.

314
00:19:12,198 --> 00:19:14,157
- And I began to believe,
myself,

315
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,854
that that was all I was,
a victim,

316
00:19:16,897 --> 00:19:19,639
and that was unacceptable to me.

317
00:19:19,683 --> 00:19:23,252
So I sat down,

318
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:26,994
and began to write a new role
that would be my own.

319
00:19:27,038 --> 00:19:30,084
A role for a woman who could
leave the walls of fear behind,

320
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:33,958
and step back into the sunlight,
out of darkness.

321
00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:37,309
Thank you.

322
00:19:37,353 --> 00:19:39,790
- OK, we're gonna start
the book signing in a sec,

323
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:42,140
so buy your copies
while they last.

324
00:19:42,184 --> 00:19:45,535
I'm looking at you, ladies.
<i>New York Times</i> Best Seller.

325
00:19:45,578 --> 00:19:48,015
Rave reviews.

326
00:19:48,059 --> 00:19:51,628
- Gale. I'm glad you came.
- Congratulations, Sidney.

327
00:19:51,671 --> 00:19:54,196
I haven't had a chance
to read it yet, but...

328
00:19:54,239 --> 00:19:56,023
- I know where you can get one.

329
00:19:59,636 --> 00:20:02,160
Dewey! Hey!

330
00:20:02,204 --> 00:20:04,728
Hey, Sid. Gale, you made it.

331
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,251
- What are you doing here?

332
00:20:06,295 --> 00:20:09,167
Sid, I'm sorry,
I gotta do something here.

333
00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:12,735
I'm really sorry. Excuse me!
This will only take a minute.

334
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:16,086
I need you all to stay
where you are and remain silent.

335
00:20:16,129 --> 00:20:17,957
- Nobody leaves yet.
The sheriff thanks you.

336
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:20,308
- Can this wait, Barney Fife?
I'm running an event here.

337
00:20:20,351 --> 00:20:22,223
- Ma'am, this is
a police event now.

338
00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:24,703
- What's going on?
- Gale, this is police business.

339
00:20:24,747 --> 00:20:26,749
If you could just
let us handle this...

340
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,577
- I'm talking to my husband,
Deputy Judy.

341
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,709
- Listen, there's a phone
we believe

342
00:20:30,753 --> 00:20:32,842
may have been taken
from the scene of a crime.

343
00:20:32,885 --> 00:20:34,626
Deputy Hicks has traced
its location

344
00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,324
back to these coordinates.

345
00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:40,502
- The rest is need-to-know.
- I'm not need-to-know?

346
00:20:42,895 --> 00:20:44,462
Hoss, I'm hearing something.

347
00:20:44,506 --> 00:20:46,725
- Sheriff, it's ringing
out here!

348
00:20:50,729 --> 00:20:52,035
There!

349
00:20:57,736 --> 00:20:59,651
It's coming from the trunk!
There!

350
00:20:59,695 --> 00:21:01,000
- Dewey?

351
00:21:01,044 --> 00:21:02,306
- Gonna need
everyone to stay back!

352
00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:04,569
- Not now, Sid.
- It's my rental.

353
00:21:12,576 --> 00:21:15,187
Damn!

354
00:21:15,231 --> 00:21:17,625
- OK, it's now an official
crime scene. Let's lock it down.

355
00:21:17,668 --> 00:21:19,931
Get that camera out of here!
Everybody back.

356
00:21:19,975 --> 00:21:21,324
- Give me that camera!

357
00:21:21,368 --> 00:21:23,239
- Please tell me this is
a prank, Dewey.

358
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,720
- I'm afraid not, Sid.
- Back up on the curb, ma'am.

359
00:21:25,763 --> 00:21:27,287
- Come on.
- Everybody get back!

360
00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:31,116
- Henry, you're not gonna
believe what just happened.

361
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,641
- Stand back, Gale. Gale!
- I just wanna see.

362
00:21:33,684 --> 00:21:35,207
Cover up your kids' eyes!

363
00:21:37,253 --> 00:21:39,211
- OK, essays are due Tuesday.

364
00:21:39,255 --> 00:21:41,910
"Why Woodsboro is the best..."

365
00:21:41,953 --> 00:21:46,088
Anything with an on-off switch
should be off, that's the rule!

366
00:21:47,132 --> 00:21:48,830
Somebody wanna share?

367
00:21:48,873 --> 00:21:51,267
- Jenny Randall and Marnie
Cooper were murdered last night.

368
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,356
- What?
- What?

369
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,879
- Stabbed to death.

370
00:21:54,923 --> 00:21:55,967
- What's your favorite
scary movie?

371
00:21:56,011 --> 00:21:57,665
Shut up!

372
00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:00,189
- Yo, it's a news van.
- Class is not over!

373
00:22:00,232 --> 00:22:01,582
That was fast.

374
00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:03,105
- This week marks
the anniversary

375
00:22:03,148 --> 00:22:05,455
of the infamous
Woodsboro Murders.

376
00:22:05,499 --> 00:22:08,153
Two girls killed the exact day

377
00:22:08,197 --> 00:22:10,416
local celebrity victim,
Sidney Prescott,

378
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:12,418
chose to return
to her hometown.

379
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:13,897
- It all could be something

380
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,072
right out of a Gale Weathers
bestseller.

381
00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:16,813
And where is she now?

382
00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,424
<i>Well, living right here
in Woodsboro.</i>

383
00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:19,512
- Mrs. Riley.

384
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:22,036
- Hoss.
- First Lady.

385
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:24,081
- Perkins.

386
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:26,170
- Excuse me, Gale.
He's conducting an interview.

387
00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:28,564
- Great. I love interviews.
- You'll have to wait, Gale.

388
00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:30,479
- Sorry. I can't let you in
there.

389
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:33,961
- What are you gonna do,
arrest me, Deputy Judy?

390
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,615
- If it comes to it.

391
00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:37,312
Civilian interference
with a police investigation

392
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,183
poses many a problem
in a court of law.

393
00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:41,011
- OK, listen to me, Judy.

394
00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:43,187
I don't mind that you're
working with my husband,

395
00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:46,452
or that you even bake him
those little treats as you do.

396
00:22:46,495 --> 00:22:48,105
But if you're gonna start
acting like him,

397
00:22:48,149 --> 00:22:49,498
you gotta put a moustache on,

398
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,631
because you sound ridiculous.
- Gale!

399
00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:53,807
- Judy!
- Gale!

400
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:57,158
Deputy. Gale.

401
00:22:57,201 --> 00:22:58,681
Come on, please.

402
00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:01,118
Sidney, if you don't mind
giving us a minute...

403
00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:03,164
- Sid.
- Hi, Gale.

404
00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:06,645
Dewey, would you please
explain to Betty Crocker

405
00:23:06,688 --> 00:23:09,125
that I have every
right to be here?

406
00:23:09,169 --> 00:23:11,606
If there's been another murder
in Woodsboro, obviously...

407
00:23:11,650 --> 00:23:13,173
What?

408
00:23:13,216 --> 00:23:15,262
- That is not public
information!

409
00:23:15,305 --> 00:23:17,351
- It is all over
the Internet, Dewey!

410
00:23:17,395 --> 00:23:18,787
- It is?
- Yes!

411
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:21,268
The whole world knows about it
before me!

412
00:23:21,311 --> 00:23:24,184
- She wants to be a part
of the investigation, Sheriff.

413
00:23:24,227 --> 00:23:27,535
- OK. Hang on. Um...

414
00:23:27,579 --> 00:23:32,061
Are you familiar with the phrase
"I wrote the book on this"?

415
00:23:34,542 --> 00:23:36,109
- Gale, with all due respect,

416
00:23:36,152 --> 00:23:38,372
I don't see how that
pertains to...

417
00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:42,115
- Because I wrote
the book on this!

418
00:23:42,158 --> 00:23:45,161
<i>The Woodsboro Murders</i>
by Gale Weathers?

419
00:23:45,205 --> 00:23:47,381
- But you're not a reporter
anymore, Gale.

420
00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:48,991
- And even if you were...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

421
00:23:49,035 --> 00:23:50,471
Don't treat me like

422
00:23:50,515 --> 00:23:52,734
I'm the media.
I helped solve these things,

423
00:23:52,778 --> 00:23:57,478
three times, remember?
You and me. Together.

424
00:23:57,522 --> 00:24:00,350
- But I'm the sheriff now, Gale.

425
00:24:00,394 --> 00:24:02,309
- Right?

426
00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:06,051
What? You're not gonna
let me help you with this?

427
00:24:06,094 --> 00:24:08,096
- I can't.

428
00:24:09,141 --> 00:24:11,535
- All right,
then I'm going rogue.

429
00:24:11,578 --> 00:24:14,102
This is what I'm good at, Dewey.

430
00:24:14,146 --> 00:24:16,757
This is what I know how to do.

431
00:24:22,241 --> 00:24:24,939
Your lemon squares
taste like ass.

432
00:24:26,593 --> 00:24:29,640
- They don't.
They really don't.

433
00:24:29,683 --> 00:24:30,945
- Thank you, sir.

434
00:24:30,989 --> 00:24:32,556
- Sheriff.
- Yeah?

435
00:24:32,599 --> 00:24:34,732
- We've got a couple
high school kids in here.

436
00:24:34,775 --> 00:24:36,211
Two of them, they say

437
00:24:36,255 --> 00:24:37,561
they got threatening phone calls
this morning

438
00:24:37,604 --> 00:24:39,606
from the victims' phones.

439
00:24:39,650 --> 00:24:43,262
Names are Olivia Morris
and Jill Roberts.

440
00:24:43,305 --> 00:24:46,178
- That's Sid's cousin. Damn.

441
00:24:47,266 --> 00:24:48,746
- Right in here, Sheriff.

442
00:24:48,789 --> 00:24:51,096
- Hey, Jill.
- Sidney.

443
00:24:51,139 --> 00:24:53,011
- Hi.
- Hi.

444
00:24:53,054 --> 00:24:55,492
- It's nice to see you,
even under the circumstances.

445
00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:58,582
- You OK?
- Yeah.

446
00:24:58,625 --> 00:25:01,759
- So two of you got phone calls?
- Yeah, us two.

447
00:25:01,802 --> 00:25:04,195
"What's your favorite
scary movie?"

448
00:25:04,238 --> 00:25:07,024
It was the killer's voice.
From <i>Stab.</i>

449
00:25:07,067 --> 00:25:09,809
Or, I mean, you know,
from your life.

450
00:25:09,853 --> 00:25:12,029
I'm Kirby, by the way.
I'm their friend.

451
00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:15,685
- And the killer
didn't call you?

452
00:25:15,728 --> 00:25:19,036
- No.
Is that a bad thing?

453
00:25:19,079 --> 00:25:20,994
Does that mean that I'm not
gonna live as long as these two?

454
00:25:21,038 --> 00:25:23,475
- No. Maybe.

455
00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:27,958
Of course not.
Just... Just be careful.

456
00:25:28,001 --> 00:25:30,395
- Oh, my God, did you hear that?
I'm gonna be next!

457
00:25:30,438 --> 00:25:32,789
- Dewey, I shouldn't be here.
I should leave town.

458
00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:35,531
- I'm afraid that's not
really possible, Sidney.

459
00:25:35,574 --> 00:25:37,620
- Look, nobody thinks
you're involved,

460
00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:40,274
but everyone's a suspect.
I'm sorry.

461
00:25:40,318 --> 00:25:42,102
- And there was evidence
in your car,

462
00:25:42,146 --> 00:25:43,451
connecting the killer to you.

463
00:25:43,495 --> 00:25:44,844
You may be a material witness.

464
00:25:47,368 --> 00:25:51,503
- So, look, you'll have
24-hour police protection.

465
00:25:51,547 --> 00:25:52,852
- That's comforting.

466
00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,378
- This is Rebecca.

467
00:25:57,422 --> 00:26:01,164
Oh, my fucking God, Henry!
Yes, it's true.

468
00:26:01,207 --> 00:26:04,646
Two girls butchered. Payday.

469
00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:06,212
I was so not feeling Woodsboro.

470
00:26:06,256 --> 00:26:08,345
I was like,
"lame PR move, right?"

471
00:26:08,388 --> 00:26:10,303
Well, fuck me wow.

472
00:26:10,347 --> 00:26:14,220
Best idea ever.
Henry, I'll call you back.

473
00:26:14,264 --> 00:26:16,309
We're gonna have to
wrap this up.

474
00:26:16,353 --> 00:26:17,833
- Excuse me, I have to geek out.

475
00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:19,574
I didn't get a chance
to say something earlier,

476
00:26:19,617 --> 00:26:21,488
but it's such an honor
to meet you.

477
00:26:21,532 --> 00:26:23,882
- Oh, thank you.
- Rebecca Walters.

478
00:26:23,926 --> 00:26:25,623
- Hi.

479
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,625
- When I was a kid,
it was all about <i>Top Story</i>

480
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:28,887
with Gale Weathers.
You were my '90s.

481
00:26:28,931 --> 00:26:30,367
- Well, it's Gale Riley now.

482
00:26:30,410 --> 00:26:32,064
- You gave it all up for love,
I know that.

483
00:26:32,108 --> 00:26:33,413
How long have you
and Dewey been married?

484
00:26:33,457 --> 00:26:35,241
- Ten years.
- Oh.

485
00:26:35,285 --> 00:26:37,200
Just like your characters
in <i>Stab 3.</i>

486
00:26:37,243 --> 00:26:40,029
- Wow.
- Wow.

487
00:26:40,072 --> 00:26:41,683
- I didn't mean bad wow.

488
00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:43,554
It just always seemed like
more of a movie romance

489
00:26:43,598 --> 00:26:45,512
than a real one,
because it was a movie.

490
00:26:45,556 --> 00:26:47,253
In real life
you two would never be...

491
00:26:47,297 --> 00:26:50,039
Ooh... Dug a hole.

492
00:26:50,082 --> 00:26:52,389
Climbing out here.
So, anyway,

493
00:26:52,432 --> 00:26:54,652
kudos on being brave enough to
drop off the professional map.

494
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:57,611
Any plans on revitalizing
your tarnished brand?

495
00:26:57,654 --> 00:27:01,092
- Listen, in about two seconds,
I'm gonna revitalize your face

496
00:27:01,136 --> 00:27:03,138
with my tarnished brand.
- Ooh.

497
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,836
I still got it.

498
00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:09,100
- Testy.

499
00:27:17,718 --> 00:27:20,895
- She's so pretty. When you
think about what she's survived,

500
00:27:20,938 --> 00:27:22,810
she must have
scars everywhere.

501
00:27:22,853 --> 00:27:24,246
- Shh! Come on.

502
00:27:24,289 --> 00:27:28,903
- Her mom was my sister.
I have scars, too.

503
00:27:28,946 --> 00:27:31,514
No one ever asks me
about my scars.

504
00:27:31,557 --> 00:27:35,126
- I'm sorry, Mrs. Roberts.
- She means knife scars, Mom.

505
00:27:35,823 --> 00:27:38,782
- Oh. Well, fine.

506
00:27:42,177 --> 00:27:45,006
- How are you? How's Gale?

507
00:27:47,486 --> 00:27:48,749
- I'm all right.

508
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:52,840
But Gale...
It's been hard on her.

509
00:27:52,883 --> 00:27:57,365
Small town, small-town husband.

510
00:27:57,408 --> 00:27:59,149
Not much to write about.

511
00:28:00,977 --> 00:28:02,196
- You two OK?

512
00:28:03,937 --> 00:28:06,461
- Well, I read somewhere once,

513
00:28:06,504 --> 00:28:09,725
"Just when you think
things can't get any worse,

514
00:28:09,769 --> 00:28:14,338
sometimes they don't.
Sometimes they get better."

515
00:28:14,382 --> 00:28:17,472
<i>Out of Darkness</i> by
Sidney Prescott, page 220.

516
00:28:27,438 --> 00:28:29,310
I've gotta get going.

517
00:28:34,968 --> 00:28:36,534
- It's nice to see you, Dewey.

518
00:28:36,578 --> 00:28:38,101
We've been through a lot
together.

519
00:28:38,145 --> 00:28:40,800
- And we'll get through this,
too. OK?

520
00:28:40,843 --> 00:28:42,976
- Lock up.
- Mm-hm.

521
00:29:03,212 --> 00:29:06,520
- Be cool. It's OK. It's just
me. Relax, relax. It's just me.

522
00:29:06,563 --> 00:29:07,913
- What the hell
are you doing here?

523
00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:09,175
There are cops
right out front!

524
00:29:09,218 --> 00:29:11,743
- No match for the ninja, baby.

525
00:29:13,701 --> 00:29:16,791
Anyway, what are you doing in
the house with Sidney Prescott?

526
00:29:16,835 --> 00:29:19,576
I mean, that's like being
on <i>Top Chef</i> with Jeffrey Dahmer.

527
00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:22,144
Can you please get away
from the window?

528
00:29:22,188 --> 00:29:25,669
You have no right to be in here.
Not anymore.

529
00:29:25,713 --> 00:29:27,933
- Hang on.

530
00:29:27,976 --> 00:29:30,849
I heard you got a phone call
from the killer.

531
00:29:30,892 --> 00:29:34,417
- Is that true?
- What do you care?

532
00:29:34,461 --> 00:29:36,593
Don't you think you'd be
a lot safer with me around?

533
00:29:36,637 --> 00:29:40,249
- I don't trust you, Trevor.
- Hey.

534
00:29:40,293 --> 00:29:42,251
Then I'm just gonna have
to make sure that you do.

535
00:29:42,295 --> 00:29:44,514
All right?

536
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,301
- Oh, sorry. I didn't...

537
00:29:48,344 --> 00:29:51,086
- No, he's just leaving.
It's my ex.

538
00:29:51,130 --> 00:29:55,089
- Oh.
- Yeah. Her one and only.

539
00:29:55,133 --> 00:29:57,875
- Hi.
- Hi.

540
00:29:57,918 --> 00:30:01,008
It's cool to meet you...
officially.

541
00:30:01,052 --> 00:30:04,098
I keep meaning to pick up
a copy of your book, but...

542
00:30:05,491 --> 00:30:06,971
You're smaller in person.

543
00:30:15,327 --> 00:30:16,676
- What?
- Nothing.

544
00:30:16,719 --> 00:30:21,507
You just...
You remind me of... me.

545
00:30:24,118 --> 00:30:27,208
- Lock your window, OK?
- Yeah. Good night.

546
00:30:27,252 --> 00:30:29,689
- Night.

547
00:30:30,342 --> 00:30:32,431
Sorry about that.

548
00:30:33,606 --> 00:30:36,391
Just making my rounds
before taking off.

549
00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:38,741
- Great. Thanks.

550
00:30:41,527 --> 00:30:43,181
- You don't remember me, do you?

551
00:30:43,224 --> 00:30:44,356
- Sorry?

552
00:30:44,399 --> 00:30:47,141
- We went to high school
together.

553
00:30:47,185 --> 00:30:48,490
- Judy Hicks.

554
00:30:48,534 --> 00:30:50,143
We had the same homeroom.

555
00:30:50,187 --> 00:30:52,885
And drama club, too.

556
00:30:52,929 --> 00:30:56,846
We were in <i>Peter Pan</i> together.
I played a Lost Boy.

557
00:30:58,021 --> 00:31:01,372
You were... Tiger Lily.

558
00:31:03,722 --> 00:31:06,029
- I'm sorry,
that was a long time ago.

559
00:31:06,986 --> 00:31:08,901
- It's OK.

560
00:31:08,945 --> 00:31:13,166
You had a lot of stuff
going on back then.

561
00:31:14,341 --> 00:31:16,474
- Well, it's nice to see you
again, Judy.

562
00:31:17,605 --> 00:31:18,998
- You, too.

563
00:31:25,570 --> 00:31:27,180
Everything OK upstairs?

564
00:31:27,224 --> 00:31:29,182
You're supposed to be
out front, Perkins.

565
00:31:37,974 --> 00:31:41,238
- What's a four-letter word
for courage?

566
00:31:41,281 --> 00:31:42,587
- Uh...

567
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,676
..."guts."

568
00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:52,074
- That's Olivia Morris.
She lives next door.

569
00:31:52,117 --> 00:31:53,771
She's on the list.
Yeah.

570
00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:57,296
She can live next door to me.

571
00:31:57,340 --> 00:32:01,083
- <i>Now seriously, Mary,
I'm warning you, OK?</i>

572
00:32:01,126 --> 00:32:03,694
<i>I'm gonna have to get physical.
I mean it.</i>

573
00:32:03,737 --> 00:32:05,609
<i>This is it! Just fuck off!</i>

574
00:32:16,663 --> 00:32:19,231
- Hello?
- What are you guys up to?

575
00:32:19,275 --> 00:32:21,320
- We're watching
<i>Shaun of the Dead.</i>

576
00:32:21,364 --> 00:32:22,539
- You know there are two zombies

577
00:32:22,582 --> 00:32:23,975
sitting outside the house
in a car?

578
00:32:24,019 --> 00:32:27,152
- Yup. They're cops.
You wanna come up?

579
00:32:27,196 --> 00:32:31,069
- The Angel of Death leave?
- No, she's in the guest room.

580
00:32:31,113 --> 00:32:33,854
- Forget it.
Next door's close enough.

581
00:32:33,898 --> 00:32:37,162
- Your mom home?
- She's at her boyfriend's.

582
00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:39,295
It's creepy around here tonight.

583
00:32:39,338 --> 00:32:42,385
- Well, the zombies
are still in their car,

584
00:32:42,428 --> 00:32:44,777
so you should be all right.

585
00:32:44,821 --> 00:32:47,737
- Call me tomorrow, OK?
- All right.

586
00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:50,696
- She didn't wanna come up?
- She fears the Reaper.

587
00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:52,655
- Watch this.

588
00:33:01,403 --> 00:33:02,882
- Speaking.

589
00:33:02,926 --> 00:33:07,104
- What's your favorite
scary movie, Olivia?

590
00:33:07,148 --> 00:33:08,976
- That's the worst imitation
I've ever heard, Jill.

591
00:33:09,019 --> 00:33:10,455
Speaking of <i>Stab,</i> have you heard

592
00:33:10,499 --> 00:33:12,544
where the <i>Stab-a-Thon</i>
is gonna be yet?

593
00:33:12,588 --> 00:33:14,677
- <i>No, and it doesn't matter
to me anyways.</i>

594
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,331
<i>My mom doesn't let me go.</i>

595
00:33:19,029 --> 00:33:23,033
- It's Trevor. I'll handle this.
- Trevor's calling. Again.

596
00:33:23,077 --> 00:33:24,513
- What do you want?

597
00:33:24,556 --> 00:33:26,558
<i>I wanna talk to Jill.</i>

598
00:33:26,602 --> 00:33:29,039
- Uh, no, it's Kirby.
Sorry, Trevor.

599
00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:32,042
Jill is screening her calls
from all past relationships.

600
00:33:32,086 --> 00:33:34,001
- What's going on over there?

601
00:33:34,044 --> 00:33:35,393
- Hang on a sec.
What is he saying?

602
00:33:35,437 --> 00:33:38,831
- <i>I'm not Trevor.</i>
- What?

603
00:33:38,875 --> 00:33:43,357
I can barely hear you, Trevor.
- <i>This isn't Trevor.</i>

604
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,098
- Oh, all right.

605
00:33:45,141 --> 00:33:48,014
Well, then why do you have
his phone, whoever this is?

606
00:33:48,057 --> 00:33:50,190
He's trying to do Ghostface.

607
00:33:50,233 --> 00:33:52,583
- He's being weird.

608
00:33:52,627 --> 00:33:54,498
- <i>I want to talk to Jill.</i>

609
00:33:54,542 --> 00:33:57,110
- OK, well, she doesn't
wanna talk to you.

610
00:33:57,153 --> 00:33:59,634
Come on, Mr. Ghostface,
whisper to me.

611
00:33:59,677 --> 00:34:02,550
Aren't you supposed
to ask me a question?

612
00:34:02,593 --> 00:34:04,030
- <i>All right.</i>

613
00:34:04,073 --> 00:34:06,684
<i>How's the movie?</i>
What movie?

614
00:34:06,728 --> 00:34:09,948
<i>Shaun of the Dead.</i>

615
00:34:09,992 --> 00:34:12,516
How did you know that?

616
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,084
- <i>Because I'm standing
in the closet.</i>

617
00:34:15,128 --> 00:34:17,043
- Stop. You are not.

618
00:34:17,086 --> 00:34:19,523
- What's going on?
- Trevor's being weird.

619
00:34:19,567 --> 00:34:21,960
<i>I mean, if it is him.
I don't know.</i>

620
00:34:22,004 --> 00:34:23,832
- What?
<i>- This is not fucking Trevor!</i>

621
00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:25,790
- Well, then who the fuck
are you?

622
00:34:25,834 --> 00:34:28,315
- <i>Open the closet door.</i>

623
00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:32,971
- You do know there are cops
all over this house?

624
00:34:33,015 --> 00:34:36,149
- <i>I think I'd have just enough
time to slice someone open.</i>

625
00:34:37,628 --> 00:34:39,239
- I'll talk to him.
- Shh!

626
00:34:41,153 --> 00:34:43,546
- What's going on over there,
you guys?

627
00:34:43,590 --> 00:34:46,636
- Sorry. I don't know. Kirby.
- Shh!

628
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:50,205
- Kirby!
<i>- Come on, do it.</i>

629
00:34:50,249 --> 00:34:52,207
- There is no way
you're in there.

630
00:34:52,251 --> 00:34:54,992
- <i>See for yourself.</i>

631
00:34:55,036 --> 00:34:59,475
Kirby... Kirby, come on.
Talk to me. This isn't funny.

632
00:34:59,954 --> 00:35:00,955
Kirby!

633
00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:10,530
- Liar. I'm over this.

634
00:35:10,573 --> 00:35:12,880
- <i>I never said
I was in your closet.</i>

635
00:35:12,923 --> 00:35:13,924
- Wha...?

636
00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:20,975
- Oh, my God!
- Olivia!

637
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:24,674
Help, somebody!

638
00:35:29,157 --> 00:35:30,115
- Stop!

639
00:35:35,816 --> 00:35:37,122
- Help!

640
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,472
- No! Don't! No! Help!

641
00:35:52,266 --> 00:35:55,878
- Hoss! Perkins!
- Somebody help!

642
00:35:57,184 --> 00:35:58,142
- Shit!

643
00:36:00,187 --> 00:36:03,016
Help! Help!

644
00:36:07,673 --> 00:36:09,588
Come on, help!

645
00:36:13,331 --> 00:36:15,028
- Stop it!

646
00:36:54,458 --> 00:36:56,503
- What?
- <i>Welcome home, Sidney.</i>

647
00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:58,679
<i>Preview of coming events.</i>

648
00:36:58,723 --> 00:37:00,942
- Why don't you come for me?
You got the balls for that?

649
00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:03,597
- <i>Oh, poor Sidney. You think
this is all about you.</i>

650
00:37:03,641 --> 00:37:05,425
<i>You think you're
still the star.</i>

651
00:37:05,469 --> 00:37:07,122
- This isn't a fucking movie!

652
00:37:07,166 --> 00:37:09,037
- <i>It will be.</i>
- These are innocent people.

653
00:37:09,081 --> 00:37:10,996
- <i>Spare me the lecture.</i>

654
00:37:11,039 --> 00:37:12,954
<i>You've done very well by all
this bloodshed, haven't you?</i>

655
00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:15,522
<i>Well, how about the town
you left behind?</i>

656
00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,220
<i>I've got plans for you.</i>

657
00:37:17,263 --> 00:37:19,091
<i>I'm gonna slit
your eyelids in half</i>

658
00:37:19,134 --> 00:37:22,050
<i>so you don't blink
when I stab you in the face.</i>

659
00:37:22,094 --> 00:37:24,531
<i>You'll die when I want you to,
Sidney.</i>

660
00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:30,363
<i>Not a moment before. Until
then, you're going to suffer.</i>

661
00:37:30,407 --> 00:37:34,627
- Sidney!
- Jill! Stay right there!

662
00:37:34,671 --> 00:37:37,717
- Is she...?
- Do not look. OK?

663
00:37:37,761 --> 00:37:40,981
- She said you were
the Angel of Death.

664
00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:42,331
Look out!

665
00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:04,875
What's going on
in here?

666
00:38:04,918 --> 00:38:06,833
- He's in here.

667
00:38:06,877 --> 00:38:08,139
- Where is he?

668
00:38:09,314 --> 00:38:12,143
- Ma'am?
- He was.

669
00:38:12,186 --> 00:38:13,579
<i>What is your status?</i>

670
00:38:13,623 --> 00:38:15,364
We'll check out back.

671
00:38:15,407 --> 00:38:18,367
- Jill?
- Don't.

672
00:38:27,593 --> 00:38:30,117
- What happened?
Oh, my God, Jill!

673
00:38:32,641 --> 00:38:34,164
Jesus!

674
00:38:34,207 --> 00:38:37,167
Baby, baby. I'm here.
Come on, let's go.

675
00:38:37,210 --> 00:38:38,124
I'm gonna take care of you,
all right?

676
00:38:38,168 --> 00:38:39,474
Here. I got it.

677
00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:42,999
- Jill? Oh, my God.
Are you OK?

678
00:38:43,042 --> 00:38:46,002
Here, keep pressure on it.
- There's nobody back there.

679
00:38:47,308 --> 00:38:49,788
Hoss, call it in.
- Right.

680
00:38:49,832 --> 00:38:52,791
- Hey. Are you OK?

681
00:38:54,315 --> 00:38:56,229
- You should look upstairs.

682
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:09,591
Let's get the coroner's
van brought around, please.

683
00:39:13,029 --> 00:39:15,466
- The kids are over there.
- Over by that tree.

684
00:39:15,510 --> 00:39:17,120
It's all your fault,
Sidney.

685
00:39:17,163 --> 00:39:19,688
You're just like
your mother!

686
00:39:19,731 --> 00:39:21,429
Hoss,
clear these people out.

687
00:39:21,472 --> 00:39:23,474
- Right.
- I thought this was over.

688
00:39:23,518 --> 00:39:25,041
Come on, leave her alone.

689
00:39:25,084 --> 00:39:27,826
You folks go home.
Come on.

690
00:39:27,870 --> 00:39:29,219
- Get out of the street, please.

691
00:39:29,262 --> 00:39:31,699
- I'm sorry about what I said.

692
00:39:33,396 --> 00:39:35,355
Do you wanna go
get that looked at?

693
00:39:36,138 --> 00:39:37,705
- Yeah.

694
00:39:39,054 --> 00:39:40,838
- What the hell happened?

695
00:39:40,882 --> 00:39:43,101
- OK. I saw him go
into that yard

696
00:39:43,145 --> 00:39:44,625
two houses down right before...

697
00:39:44,668 --> 00:39:46,888
- Yeah, and I circled around
to cut him off.

698
00:39:46,931 --> 00:39:50,152
- And?
- And I met Hoss coming

699
00:39:50,195 --> 00:39:51,632
from the other direction.

700
00:39:51,675 --> 00:39:53,416
- He must have circled
back around somehow.

701
00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:54,852
He's like a ghost.

702
00:39:54,896 --> 00:39:57,551
- Chief, we're sorry.
- We feel terrible.

703
00:39:57,594 --> 00:40:00,336
All right. Get outta here.

704
00:40:14,437 --> 00:40:16,483
- This is Hall Pass
with Robbie Mercer,

705
00:40:16,526 --> 00:40:18,354
webcasting live
in our darkest hour.

706
00:40:18,398 --> 00:40:20,095
What began as a day
of remembrance has ended

707
00:40:20,138 --> 00:40:21,879
with serial murder.

708
00:40:21,923 --> 00:40:24,404
Olivia Morris, who officially
will never go out with me,

709
00:40:24,447 --> 00:40:25,796
is dead.

710
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,145
So is Jenny Randall
and Marnie Cooper.

711
00:40:28,189 --> 00:40:31,888
Our local legacy, the <i>Stab</i>
movies, is coming to life.

712
00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:34,630
- Excuse me. Are you
recording with that thing?

713
00:40:34,674 --> 00:40:37,459
- Live video-blog upload.
He's webcasting right now.

714
00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:38,939
- Mind turning it off

715
00:40:38,982 --> 00:40:41,115
for a little old-school
off the record?

716
00:40:41,158 --> 00:40:44,118
- Can't. Owe it to my audience.
- Turn that fucking thing off.

717
00:40:44,161 --> 00:40:45,293
- OK.

718
00:40:46,947 --> 00:40:48,905
- So you two are the boys
that run the movie club

719
00:40:48,949 --> 00:40:50,733
at Woodsboro High, huh?

720
00:40:50,777 --> 00:40:54,171
- Charlie runs it. I'm just VP,
in case he takes a bullet.

721
00:40:54,215 --> 00:40:55,608
- It's called Cinema Club.

722
00:40:55,651 --> 00:40:57,653
- So you must have
a very unique insight

723
00:40:57,697 --> 00:41:00,569
into the movie buffs
at your school.

724
00:41:00,613 --> 00:41:02,310
- Maybe.

725
00:41:02,353 --> 00:41:06,923
- What if we could catch
the killer by working together?

726
00:41:06,967 --> 00:41:09,099
Two generations
of cutting-edge journalists

727
00:41:09,143 --> 00:41:12,276
intertwining
our passions for media?

728
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,802
What would you say?
- I love you.

729
00:41:15,845 --> 00:41:17,717
- Very good.

730
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,110
Now, you give me your expertise
on the gore geek scene

731
00:41:20,154 --> 00:41:21,547
at Woodsboro High,

732
00:41:21,590 --> 00:41:24,332
and maybe I give you
something in return.

733
00:41:24,375 --> 00:41:29,249
Say a celebrity visit
to your Cinema Club? By me.

734
00:41:31,033 --> 00:41:32,513
- What about Sidney?

735
00:41:32,557 --> 00:41:34,472
- What about Sidney?

736
00:41:34,515 --> 00:41:37,475
- Yeah, you know her, right?
I mean, you're friends with her.

737
00:41:37,518 --> 00:41:40,652
- No offense, but that'd be
a big deal for Cinema Club.

738
00:41:40,695 --> 00:41:43,306
A visit from Sidney Prescott?
I mean, she's the star.

739
00:41:43,350 --> 00:41:44,873
- Ooh.

740
00:41:44,917 --> 00:41:47,789
Yes, she's Daniel Radcliffe
to my J.K. Rowling.

741
00:41:47,833 --> 00:41:50,400
- Without the book sales
and the box office.

742
00:41:51,227 --> 00:41:52,794
- Whatever.

743
00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:56,972
- There's no broken bones.

744
00:41:57,016 --> 00:41:59,105
I think you'll be fine.
Take it easy.

745
00:41:59,148 --> 00:42:00,367
You were lucky, Sidney.

746
00:42:03,588 --> 00:42:05,633
- So, Sidney... Ooh, ow.

747
00:42:05,677 --> 00:42:07,287
Anyway, long story short,

748
00:42:07,330 --> 00:42:10,508
Random wants to lock you
in to three more books now.

749
00:42:10,551 --> 00:42:12,335
See the blank line
in your contract?

750
00:42:12,379 --> 00:42:13,989
You can name your price.

751
00:42:14,033 --> 00:42:16,165
And, as soon as you're clear
in this investigation,

752
00:42:16,209 --> 00:42:18,341
we're on the next plane
to New York.

753
00:42:18,385 --> 00:42:20,822
I booked <i>Today, The View,
Nancy Grace, MTV News...</i>

754
00:42:20,866 --> 00:42:22,520
- Excuse me.
Can I ask you a question?

755
00:42:22,563 --> 00:42:25,347
- Mm.
- Did you read my book?

756
00:42:27,001 --> 00:42:29,395
- Thought I'd wait
for the movie.

757
00:42:29,438 --> 00:42:32,050
- Book tour's over.
- Sidney.

758
00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:35,009
Accept your situation.

759
00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:40,449
You're a victim. For life.
So embrace it, use it.

760
00:42:40,493 --> 00:42:42,756
I know you care about
your readers.

761
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,497
All those little
downtrodden fucks

762
00:42:44,541 --> 00:42:46,194
that need a light
at the end of their tunnel

763
00:42:46,238 --> 00:42:47,413
so they don't jump off a bridge.

764
00:42:47,456 --> 00:42:49,415
And a lucky break like this?

765
00:42:49,458 --> 00:42:52,157
I'm talking 100 percent
increase in sales, minimum.

766
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,333
That's maybe a million more
people get your message,

767
00:42:54,376 --> 00:42:57,118
and you get a ton more checks.
Win-win.

768
00:42:59,468 --> 00:43:00,948
- I won't be needing you
anymore.

769
00:43:00,992 --> 00:43:03,472
- Sidney.
- You're fired.

770
00:43:03,516 --> 00:43:05,083
- Fired?
- Fired.

771
00:43:06,737 --> 00:43:08,260
- Fine.

772
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:32,457
"Have you
even read my book, Rebecca?"

773
00:43:45,513 --> 00:43:47,907
The problem with Sidney
is that she never gets laid.

774
00:43:47,951 --> 00:43:50,170
Or even a little shit-faced
once in a while.

775
00:43:51,519 --> 00:43:54,958
She'll call me tonight
and apologize. Just watch.

776
00:44:01,965 --> 00:44:04,054
She'll come around.

777
00:44:04,097 --> 00:44:08,798
Gotta just give her time,
Sidney will come around.

778
00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:11,931
Where did I...?

779
00:44:15,108 --> 00:44:17,633
Ah.

780
00:44:20,896 --> 00:44:22,332
- This is Rebecca.

781
00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:24,029
<i>Sidney Prescott, please.</i>

782
00:44:24,073 --> 00:44:26,075
- I'm handling Miss Prescott's
calls and appearances.

783
00:44:26,118 --> 00:44:29,948
May I take a message?
- <i>You are the message.</i>

784
00:44:33,865 --> 00:44:36,955
<i>Are you writing this down?</i>
- Yes, I am.

785
00:44:36,999 --> 00:44:39,871
It's kind of hard to hear you.
I'm in the hospital with Sidney.

786
00:44:39,915 --> 00:44:42,526
If you could just
hang on one second.

787
00:44:42,569 --> 00:44:43,875
<i>I've got time.</i>

788
00:44:43,919 --> 00:44:45,921
<i>It's you that doesn't.</i>

789
00:44:51,927 --> 00:44:54,494
<i>You know, Rebecca,</i>

790
00:44:54,538 --> 00:44:57,584
<i>it doesn't sound to me
like you're in the hospital.</i>

791
00:44:57,628 --> 00:45:00,631
<i>Sounds like you're
in a parking garage.</i>

792
00:45:00,675 --> 00:45:04,113
<i>A dark and deserted
parking garage.</i>

793
00:45:06,115 --> 00:45:07,812
<i>But if you want to be
in the hospital,</i>

794
00:45:07,856 --> 00:45:09,248
<i>I'd be happy to put you there.</i>

795
00:45:09,292 --> 00:45:11,207
<i>In the fucking morgue!</i>

796
00:45:27,744 --> 00:45:29,224
- Shit...

797
00:45:32,618 --> 00:45:35,056
No!

798
00:45:57,905 --> 00:45:59,776
Help!

799
00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:01,952
Help! Help me!

800
00:46:02,779 --> 00:46:04,215
Help!

801
00:46:17,271 --> 00:46:20,317
Cut and run,
you fucking bastard!

802
00:47:29,951 --> 00:47:31,692
- This is an ongoing
investigation.

803
00:47:31,735 --> 00:47:35,522
Rest assured, we're pursuing
a number of leads.

804
00:47:35,565 --> 00:47:37,480
The less I say about that,
the better.

805
00:47:37,524 --> 00:47:40,309
- Sheriff...
- So I'm taking questions.

806
00:47:40,353 --> 00:47:41,484
- Sheriff!

807
00:47:41,528 --> 00:47:43,486
- Dewey!
- Gale?

808
00:47:43,530 --> 00:47:46,141
- Any comment on the fact that
these killings seem to resemble

809
00:47:46,185 --> 00:47:49,143
the pattern of the original
Woodsboro Murders?

810
00:47:49,187 --> 00:47:52,146
- Hon? Later.
- Wha...?

811
00:47:52,190 --> 00:47:53,800
- What was that, Sheriff?

812
00:47:53,844 --> 00:47:57,369
- As I was saying,
my officers are hard at work,

813
00:47:57,412 --> 00:48:00,024
and we just want
the community to know

814
00:48:00,067 --> 00:48:01,677
that we are very close

815
00:48:01,721 --> 00:48:03,679
to bringing this whole
situation under control...

816
00:48:03,723 --> 00:48:05,028
Ahh!

817
00:48:09,728 --> 00:48:12,035
- Oh, shit!
- All right, someone,

818
00:48:12,078 --> 00:48:14,385
get up to the top
of the structure! Go, go!

819
00:48:14,428 --> 00:48:15,734
Everyone, back! Stay back!

820
00:48:15,777 --> 00:48:17,214
All right, nobody move!

821
00:48:17,257 --> 00:48:19,172
Listen,
I want a man on each stairwell.

822
00:48:22,044 --> 00:48:24,916
- Do you see anybody?
<i>- Nobody up here.</i>

823
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,875
There's nobody
up there, Sheriff!

824
00:48:28,441 --> 00:48:30,704
- It's all under control,
huh, Sheriff?

825
00:48:30,748 --> 00:48:32,881
- What am I supposed to say?

826
00:48:32,924 --> 00:48:34,925
- Listen, I may not
be wearing a uniform,

827
00:48:34,969 --> 00:48:37,580
but I happen to have a lead
and you don't.

828
00:48:39,103 --> 00:48:41,714
So let me know when
you're back on Team Gale.

829
00:48:43,934 --> 00:48:45,370
Move it, amateurs!

830
00:48:46,763 --> 00:48:49,287
<i>And remember students,</i>

831
00:48:49,331 --> 00:48:51,898
<i>tonight's town curfew
is 9:00.</i>

832
00:48:51,941 --> 00:48:55,640
<i>You should be home
with your doors locked at 9:00.</i>

833
00:48:55,684 --> 00:48:59,818
OK, Cinema Club.
We are now in session. Welcome.

834
00:48:59,862 --> 00:49:02,299
Tell you a little bit about
ourselves. We are a sanctioned

835
00:49:02,343 --> 00:49:05,736
after-school activity,
one rung below the Glee Club,

836
00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:08,130
two above Nintendo Wii Fit.

837
00:49:08,174 --> 00:49:12,265
And let me just say
to our guest, Sidney Prescott,

838
00:49:12,308 --> 00:49:13,831
it's an honor.

839
00:49:17,052 --> 00:49:19,359
- Beyond Jamie Lee Curtis,
forget Linda Blair,

840
00:49:19,402 --> 00:49:21,403
I mean,
this is the ultimate.

841
00:49:21,447 --> 00:49:24,145
- Thanks. I guess. Um...

842
00:49:24,189 --> 00:49:26,800
This? You film your
entire high school experience,

843
00:49:26,843 --> 00:49:28,193
and what, post it on the Net?

844
00:49:28,236 --> 00:49:29,934
- Everybody'll be doing it
someday, Sid.

845
00:49:29,977 --> 00:49:32,501
It's kind of the one component
the killer's missing.

846
00:49:32,545 --> 00:49:34,808
- Wait. What do you mean?

847
00:49:34,851 --> 00:49:37,636
Well, if you wanna be
the new-new version.

848
00:49:37,679 --> 00:49:39,507
The killer should be
filming the murders.

849
00:49:39,551 --> 00:49:42,293
Yeah, it's the natural next step
in a psycho slasher innovation.

850
00:49:42,336 --> 00:49:43,729
I mean, you film them all
real time,

851
00:49:43,772 --> 00:49:44,948
and then before
you get caught,

852
00:49:44,991 --> 00:49:46,601
you upload them
into cyberspace.

853
00:49:46,645 --> 00:49:49,343
- Making your art
as immortal as you.

854
00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:51,388
- Not to implicate him.
- Not to implicate me.

855
00:49:51,431 --> 00:49:53,346
- So who do you think
is behind the murders?

856
00:49:54,739 --> 00:49:57,263
Well, it's
a <i>Stab</i> fanatic, clearly.

857
00:49:57,307 --> 00:50:00,092
<i>Working on less of a shriekquel
and more of a scream-make.</i>

858
00:50:00,136 --> 00:50:01,485
- Copyrighted terms, by the way.

859
00:50:01,528 --> 00:50:03,443
- 'Cause all there are now
are remakes.

860
00:50:03,487 --> 00:50:05,141
Only horror the studios
green light.

861
00:50:05,183 --> 00:50:06,619
- I mean, there are
still rules...

862
00:50:06,663 --> 00:50:08,099
- Psst!
- ...but the rules have changed.

863
00:50:08,143 --> 00:50:09,840
The unexpected is
the new cliche.

864
00:50:09,883 --> 00:50:11,102
Yeah, you gotta have
an opening sequence

865
00:50:11,146 --> 00:50:12,625
that blows the doors off,

866
00:50:12,669 --> 00:50:14,801
dial up some flashy
music-video direction,

867
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,542
and the kills gotta be
way more extreme.

868
00:50:16,586 --> 00:50:17,979
Modern audiences
get savvy

869
00:50:18,022 --> 00:50:19,676
to the rules of
the originals,

870
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:21,546
so the reversals
become the new standard.

871
00:50:21,590 --> 00:50:23,461
In fact, the only surefire way

872
00:50:23,505 --> 00:50:25,376
to survive a modern horror
movie?

873
00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:26,987
You pretty much have to be gay.

874
00:50:30,077 --> 00:50:32,427
- So why are you so sure
that the killer's working

875
00:50:32,470 --> 00:50:34,211
by the rules
of a horror remake?

876
00:50:34,255 --> 00:50:36,212
- The original <i>Stab</i> structure
is pretty apparent.

877
00:50:36,256 --> 00:50:38,867
- Two kids killed in a house
when their parents are away...

878
00:50:38,910 --> 00:50:41,522
- And the school's hot chick
"savaged beyond recognition."

879
00:50:41,565 --> 00:50:43,219
- We all know where
it goes from there.

880
00:50:43,263 --> 00:50:47,049
- A party.
- Exactly. A party.

881
00:50:47,093 --> 00:50:49,573
Guaranteed third act
main cast bloodbath.

882
00:50:49,617 --> 00:50:51,226
- Fingers crossed
on some nudity for a change.

883
00:50:53,837 --> 00:50:56,014
- OK, so do you know of a party
that's happening tonight?

884
00:50:57,102 --> 00:50:59,539
- Well, there's <i>Stab-a-Thon.</i>

885
00:50:59,582 --> 00:51:03,325
- <i>Stab-a-Thon?</i>
- It's a movie marathon.

886
00:51:03,369 --> 00:51:05,805
All seven <i>Stabs</i> back-to-back.
We do it every year.

887
00:51:05,848 --> 00:51:07,415
- And it's tonight?

888
00:51:07,459 --> 00:51:09,852
There's a killer out there
patterning his murders

889
00:51:09,896 --> 00:51:12,768
after the original movie.
- I know. It's pretty wild.

890
00:51:12,812 --> 00:51:14,422
- Well, you have to call it off.

891
00:51:14,466 --> 00:51:16,859
- OK, I mean, it's Friday.

892
00:51:16,903 --> 00:51:17,947
I'm sure we're not
the only party

893
00:51:17,991 --> 00:51:19,601
that's going on in Woodsboro.

894
00:51:19,645 --> 00:51:21,776
- OK, where is this
circle jerk gonna take place?

895
00:51:21,820 --> 00:51:23,735
- So who's ready for this Q and A?

896
00:51:23,778 --> 00:51:26,172
- No, no. I really
want the location.

897
00:51:26,216 --> 00:51:28,740
- You know, it's kind
of an underground thing.

898
00:51:28,783 --> 00:51:30,046
Email invites, pretty secret.

899
00:51:31,525 --> 00:51:33,919
- What, you're not
gonna tell me? Really?

900
00:51:33,962 --> 00:51:37,704
<i>We're working together.
Remember?</i>

901
00:51:37,748 --> 00:51:39,706
- So are you ready
for that Q and A?

902
00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:41,665
- Fuck you. Let's go.

903
00:51:44,972 --> 00:51:47,801
That was awesome.

904
00:51:47,845 --> 00:51:49,629
- Nobody comes
or goes unless we say...

905
00:51:49,673 --> 00:51:51,065
You got it.

906
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,762
- I feel like I'm under
house arrest.

907
00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:10,735
- You know when people say,
"I know how you feel"...

908
00:52:12,824 --> 00:52:14,783
...but you know
they're just saying that

909
00:52:14,826 --> 00:52:17,655
because they really have
no frigging idea how you feel?

910
00:52:20,441 --> 00:52:22,268
I know how you feel.

911
00:52:24,183 --> 00:52:28,274
I am... so sorry about Olivia.

912
00:52:33,453 --> 00:52:35,411
- I'm sorry about
your publicist.

913
00:52:40,589 --> 00:52:42,417
How do you handle it?

914
00:52:42,461 --> 00:52:45,116
People staring at you
all the time?

915
00:52:46,029 --> 00:52:47,509
- People stare at me?

916
00:52:49,207 --> 00:52:52,470
- I could never handle that
kind of attention. I just...

917
00:52:52,513 --> 00:52:55,081
...feel like it would
take over your whole life.

918
00:53:00,521 --> 00:53:05,483
- What I do is I...
try not to think about me.

919
00:53:07,788 --> 00:53:10,922
I have people I care about,
I focus on them.

920
00:53:12,619 --> 00:53:15,753
And the rest, it works out.

921
00:53:18,364 --> 00:53:21,411
- You saved my life last night.

922
00:53:21,454 --> 00:53:24,021
I mean, I know we're family,
but you hardly know me.

923
00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:26,980
It makes me wonder, you know,

924
00:53:27,024 --> 00:53:30,158
if I'd have been brave enough
to do the same thing.

925
00:53:32,508 --> 00:53:35,163
- I really hope you never
have to find that out.

926
00:53:38,817 --> 00:53:41,733
- Well, if you need me,
you know where to find me.

927
00:53:41,777 --> 00:53:45,607
I'll be up in my cell.
Or, I mean, my room.

928
00:54:09,194 --> 00:54:12,719
Her room's all boarded up.
That's the view from my cell.

929
00:54:13,807 --> 00:54:15,852
It's really weird.

930
00:54:15,896 --> 00:54:17,506
<i>I think Olivia
would understand, OK?</i>

931
00:54:17,550 --> 00:54:19,378
<i>She'd want me
to be around other people.</i>

932
00:54:19,421 --> 00:54:24,208
Holy shit. Even if I did just
crash-land on Planet Dork.

933
00:54:26,471 --> 00:54:27,733
Speaking of which,
Trevor's here.

934
00:54:27,776 --> 00:54:29,691
- Hey, Kirby.

935
00:54:29,735 --> 00:54:31,476
- <i>What is he doing there?
That is so not his scene.</i>

936
00:54:31,519 --> 00:54:34,043
- I have no idea. Maybe
he thought you would be here.

937
00:54:34,087 --> 00:54:36,524
- <i>Yeah, fat chance.
After what happened last night?</i>

938
00:54:36,568 --> 00:54:38,221
<i>I mean, my mom is
just completely freaked out.</i>

939
00:54:38,264 --> 00:54:39,874
<i>It's not pretty.</i>

940
00:54:39,918 --> 00:54:41,963
- All right, look.
You go do your good girl thing,

941
00:54:42,007 --> 00:54:44,923
and I will drink for the both
of us. I will keep you posted.

942
00:54:44,966 --> 00:54:48,274
- All right. Be safe.

943
00:54:56,847 --> 00:54:58,762
- Yeah, check it out!

944
00:55:10,338 --> 00:55:12,731
- Hey!
- Hey!

945
00:55:12,775 --> 00:55:13,819
- Here, stab me!

946
00:55:13,863 --> 00:55:15,604
- Kill him like a bitch, dude!

947
00:55:15,647 --> 00:55:17,301
- I'm not the one
who got the number, man.

948
00:55:17,345 --> 00:55:18,737
Whoa!

949
00:55:30,966 --> 00:55:32,881
<i>Stab-a-Thon!</i>

950
00:55:32,924 --> 00:55:36,406
<i>Stab-a-Thon! Stab-a-Thon!
Stab-a-Thon!</i>

951
00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:38,320
Thank you! Thank you!

952
00:55:38,364 --> 00:55:41,541
Shh!

953
00:55:41,584 --> 00:55:43,107
Cinema Club thanks you
for coming out

954
00:55:43,151 --> 00:55:44,935
for our third annual
<i>Stab-a-Thon.</i>

955
00:55:44,979 --> 00:55:47,286
Safety in numbers,
my friends! Safety in numbers!

956
00:55:47,329 --> 00:55:48,678
- Who's ready to drink
every time

957
00:55:48,722 --> 00:55:50,332
someone can't get
a cell phone signal?

958
00:55:50,376 --> 00:55:51,812
Who's ready to drink

959
00:55:51,855 --> 00:55:53,726
every time someone shuts
the refrigerator door,

960
00:55:53,769 --> 00:55:55,902
and, oh, my God, there's
a harmless character

961
00:55:55,945 --> 00:55:57,947
right behind it?

962
00:55:57,991 --> 00:56:00,515
- Who's ready to drink every
time someone screams the word...

963
00:56:00,559 --> 00:56:02,691
No!

964
00:56:02,735 --> 00:56:05,433
- Let's get this <i>Stab-a-Thon</i>
started!

965
00:56:20,534 --> 00:56:23,406
- Hey, watch it!
- Out of the way!

966
00:56:24,232 --> 00:56:26,496
- Down in front!

967
00:56:26,539 --> 00:56:29,020
- Move your ass!
- Screw you!

968
00:57:05,620 --> 00:57:07,230
- Yes.

969
00:57:13,757 --> 00:57:16,151
Oh, yeah. Back on my game.

970
00:57:17,544 --> 00:57:18,849
Perfect.

971
00:57:18,893 --> 00:57:21,286
New work in progress,
chapter one.

972
00:57:21,330 --> 00:57:24,201
When I moved to Woodsboro,
I never in a million years

973
00:57:24,245 --> 00:57:28,380
dreamed that I would again
play the critical role

974
00:57:28,423 --> 00:57:30,294
in solving another series
of these...

975
00:57:32,079 --> 00:57:33,080
What?

976
00:57:39,564 --> 00:57:41,043
What the hell?

977
00:58:03,587 --> 00:58:05,415
- Gale, where are you?

978
00:58:05,458 --> 00:58:07,939
- I followed the kids
to the <i>Stab-a-Thon.</i>

979
00:58:07,982 --> 00:58:10,897
There's an old abandoned farm
on Fort Dillon Road.

980
00:58:10,941 --> 00:58:12,421
Listen, I've got it
under surveillance,

981
00:58:12,464 --> 00:58:13,987
but I think the killer's

982
00:58:14,031 --> 00:58:16,512
about to make his move.
- What makes you so sure?

983
00:58:17,687 --> 00:58:19,906
You do a remake
to out-do the original,

984
00:58:19,950 --> 00:58:21,473
that's what the kids said.

985
00:58:21,517 --> 00:58:23,083
This party is all about
the <i>Stab</i> movies.

986
00:58:23,127 --> 00:58:25,607
Come on!
How meta can you get?

987
00:58:25,650 --> 00:58:27,826
- How "what-a" can you get?

988
00:58:27,870 --> 00:58:30,046
- I don't know.
I heard them say it.

989
00:58:30,089 --> 00:58:33,092
Dewey, listen to me,
you have to get out here!

990
00:58:33,136 --> 00:58:36,313
Come on, you catch the killer,
I get the story. It's a win-win.

991
00:58:36,356 --> 00:58:38,924
- Well, I thought
you were going rogue, Gale.

992
00:58:38,968 --> 00:58:41,796
- Oh, come...
Are you serious? Come on!

993
00:58:43,319 --> 00:58:45,277
Forget it.
Thanks for having faith in me.

994
00:58:45,321 --> 00:58:47,192
I gotta fix my equipment.

995
00:58:47,236 --> 00:58:48,324
- Gale!

996
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:53,155
Shit.

997
00:59:00,074 --> 00:59:01,989
You uncomfortable, baby?

998
00:59:07,647 --> 00:59:11,519
- Bravo. Very well done.
I'm very impressed.

999
00:59:11,563 --> 00:59:14,653
I mean, kind of impressed.
Not really.

1000
00:59:14,696 --> 00:59:16,132
- That'll do.
- Yeah?

1001
00:59:16,176 --> 00:59:18,308
- Yeah, she wants me.
- Yeah. Yeah.

1002
00:59:19,701 --> 00:59:21,703
Whoo!

1003
00:59:21,747 --> 00:59:23,618
No!

1004
00:59:26,490 --> 00:59:28,187
- Ghostface, yeah!

1005
00:59:32,278 --> 00:59:34,628
- Don't answer it!

1006
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:39,806
- <i>Hello?</i>
<i>- Hello.</i>

1007
00:59:39,850 --> 00:59:42,983
- <i>Who is this?</i>
- <i>Were you expecting somebody?</i>

1008
00:59:43,027 --> 00:59:44,028
- <i>No.</i>
- No.

1009
00:59:51,426 --> 00:59:53,472
You know,
I don't even know you,

1010
00:59:53,516 --> 00:59:54,951
and I dislike you already.

1011
00:59:54,994 --> 00:59:57,344
- Hicks, how far are you
from Fort Dillon Road?

1012
00:59:57,388 --> 00:59:58,781
- <i>Five minutes at the most,
sir.</i>

1013
00:59:58,824 --> 00:59:59,825
- Well, step on it.

1014
01:00:01,784 --> 01:00:04,003
- <i>Look out your window.</i>

1015
01:00:48,479 --> 01:00:50,612
- Gale! Gale, behind you!

1016
01:01:07,933 --> 01:01:09,369
Gale!

1017
01:01:24,426 --> 01:01:25,601
Freeze!

1018
01:01:38,701 --> 01:01:40,963
- Get out of the way,
you morons!

1019
01:01:46,185 --> 01:01:47,491
Damn it!

1020
01:01:50,755 --> 01:01:52,627
OK, put pressure on that.

1021
01:01:52,670 --> 01:01:55,412
- Did you catch him?
- No.

1022
01:01:55,455 --> 01:01:57,674
Hopefully, your cameras
got something.

1023
01:01:57,718 --> 01:01:59,545
- They weren't the only ones.
- What?

1024
01:01:59,589 --> 01:02:02,026
- There's a webcam
that's hidden up there.

1025
01:02:02,070 --> 01:02:05,290
- It was watching me.
- A webcam?

1026
01:02:05,334 --> 01:02:08,380
- He's recording the murders.
- What?

1027
01:02:08,424 --> 01:02:11,992
- This time...
he's making the movie.

1028
01:02:16,736 --> 01:02:21,131
Sidney Prescott detail,
man. I don't like it.

1029
01:02:21,175 --> 01:02:25,005
The cops guarding the house,
they always get it.

1030
01:02:25,048 --> 01:02:27,659
- What are you talking about?
- It's a movie cop rule.

1031
01:02:27,702 --> 01:02:30,183
It sucks to be a cop in a movie,
unless you're Bruce Willis.

1032
01:02:31,663 --> 01:02:34,274
- Not all cops die in movies.

1033
01:02:34,317 --> 01:02:37,973
- No, but if it's your last day
before retirement, you do.

1034
01:02:38,017 --> 01:02:40,715
If you're a rookie
and just found out

1035
01:02:40,759 --> 01:02:42,803
your wife is pregnant,
you do.

1036
01:02:42,847 --> 01:02:44,544
Or if your partner is better
looking than you, you do.

1037
01:02:44,587 --> 01:02:45,763
And, by the way,

1038
01:02:45,806 --> 01:02:47,155
I win that one.
- I win that one.

1039
01:02:49,027 --> 01:02:50,898
You know what?
I'll take the next perimeter.

1040
01:02:50,942 --> 01:02:51,899
I'll be right back.

1041
01:02:54,336 --> 01:02:57,208
Shit. I know this one.

1042
01:02:57,251 --> 01:02:59,166
You're not supposed
to say that, are you?

1043
01:02:59,210 --> 01:03:00,864
- New decade, new rules.

1044
01:03:00,907 --> 01:03:03,170
You know, these days, you might
come back, find me dead.

1045
01:03:03,214 --> 01:03:06,521
Eyes gouged out, tongue sticking
out. Could go either way.

1046
01:03:06,565 --> 01:03:09,002
- I gotta learn this shit.
- Ha.

1047
01:03:09,046 --> 01:03:10,743
I'll take this one.

1048
01:03:12,613 --> 01:03:13,919
- Hey, Hoss.

1049
01:03:15,051 --> 01:03:17,967
Be careful.
- I'm always careful.

1050
01:03:21,753 --> 01:03:23,799
- Dead man walking.

1051
01:04:13,627 --> 01:04:15,281
- Perkins, was there
a window open

1052
01:04:15,324 --> 01:04:16,761
on your last perimeter check?

1053
01:04:19,502 --> 01:04:21,635
Perkins, come in, over.

1054
01:04:51,924 --> 01:04:53,360
Anthony?

1055
01:04:54,492 --> 01:04:56,146
Perkins?

1056
01:04:57,929 --> 01:04:59,931
Ahh!

1057
01:04:59,975 --> 01:05:02,455
Damn it.

1058
01:05:02,499 --> 01:05:05,328
- You should've seen
the look on your face, rookie.

1059
01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:08,940
Hoss! What the fuck?

1060
01:05:08,984 --> 01:05:10,986
Ahh!

1061
01:05:11,029 --> 01:05:12,987
Oh, shit.

1062
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,841
Fuck Bruce Willis.

1063
01:06:10,998 --> 01:06:14,696
- Sorry! The wind chimes
were over here.

1064
01:06:14,740 --> 01:06:17,177
- It was me.
I was trying to fix them, sorry.

1065
01:06:18,570 --> 01:06:21,878
- I'm just back from the store.
- You're shopping?

1066
01:06:21,921 --> 01:06:25,359
- My stress buster. I've got
one more bag in the car.

1067
01:06:25,403 --> 01:06:27,013
I'll be right back.

1068
01:06:52,471 --> 01:06:54,517
Jill?
You gonna get that?

1069
01:06:58,086 --> 01:06:59,956
Roberts residence.

1070
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,002
<i>You're a survivor,
aren't you, Sidney?</i>

1071
01:07:02,045 --> 01:07:05,353
<i>Your one and only skill.
You survive.</i>

1072
01:07:05,396 --> 01:07:07,703
<i>I have one question for you:</i>

1073
01:07:07,746 --> 01:07:10,227
<i>What good's it to be a survivor
in this little drama,</i>

1074
01:07:10,271 --> 01:07:12,838
<i>if everyone close to you
is dead?</i>

1075
01:07:12,882 --> 01:07:14,274
- Who are you?

1076
01:07:14,317 --> 01:07:16,406
- <i>Turn on the TV
to channel six.</i>

1077
01:07:16,450 --> 01:07:19,844
- Who the fuck are you?!
- <i>Turn it on. Watch the teaser.</i>

1078
01:07:21,281 --> 01:07:22,891
- <i>...nearly turned deadly
tonight</i>

1079
01:07:22,935 --> 01:07:25,372
<i>with the latest victims
of these attacks</i>

1080
01:07:25,415 --> 01:07:27,896
<i>being the wife of
the Woodsboro sheriff,</i>

1081
01:07:27,940 --> 01:07:29,766
<i>Gale Riley,
aka Gale Weathers,</i>

1082
01:07:29,810 --> 01:07:32,421
<i>who's in serious condition
tonight after being stabbed.</i>

1083
01:07:32,465 --> 01:07:34,858
<i>Her assailant then disappeared
in a sea of identical...</i>

1084
01:07:36,948 --> 01:07:39,428
- <i>Glad you came home, Sidney?
Has it been worth it yet?</i>

1085
01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:41,735
- Why are you doing this?
- <i>Friends count,</i>

1086
01:07:41,778 --> 01:07:47,000
<i>but it's the family ties that
cut deep, right? Am I right?</i>

1087
01:07:47,044 --> 01:07:50,395
- What do you mean?
- <i>The ones you care about most.</i>

1088
01:07:50,438 --> 01:07:53,964
<i>And what's closer than family?
The bond of blood.</i>

1089
01:07:54,007 --> 01:07:56,096
- Don't.
- <i>You can't save them.</i>

1090
01:07:56,140 --> 01:07:59,490
<i>All you can do is watch.</i>

1091
01:08:00,186 --> 01:08:01,187
- Jill!

1092
01:08:12,068 --> 01:08:13,765
Come on. Why won't it come on?

1093
01:08:20,031 --> 01:08:21,772
- Kate?
- Sid?

1094
01:08:21,815 --> 01:08:23,687
- Jill's not in her room.
- Oh, my God!

1095
01:08:23,730 --> 01:08:25,645
She's gone to Kirby's. You gotta
call her and get her back here.

1096
01:08:25,689 --> 01:08:26,907
- OK.

1097
01:08:28,431 --> 01:08:30,475
- Come on, Jill!
<i>- Leave a message.</i>

1098
01:08:30,519 --> 01:08:33,043
- She's not picking up.
What's going on?

1099
01:08:33,087 --> 01:08:34,827
- The killer called.
He's coming after me,

1100
01:08:34,871 --> 01:08:37,221
but he wants my family first.
- Oh, God, Jill!

1101
01:08:37,265 --> 01:08:39,484
- Let's get the cops.
- The cops aren't there.

1102
01:08:39,528 --> 01:08:40,877
- What?

1103
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:42,531
- They were there
when I first came in,

1104
01:08:42,574 --> 01:08:44,184
but they're not there now.
- Let's get to Kirby's.

1105
01:08:47,970 --> 01:08:49,319
Out the front!

1106
01:08:57,371 --> 01:09:00,155
- Brace it from the bottom!
Can you?

1107
01:09:05,987 --> 01:09:07,162
Let's get out of here!

1108
01:09:08,294 --> 01:09:11,384
Kate, come on! Kate?

1109
01:09:22,481 --> 01:09:27,399
- Tell Jill I'm so sorry.
- No, no, no, no.

1110
01:09:38,887 --> 01:09:40,237
Kate...

1111
01:09:56,339 --> 01:09:58,123
Hicks! What are you doing?

1112
01:09:58,167 --> 01:10:00,559
- I just saw somebody coming
around the side of the house.

1113
01:10:00,603 --> 01:10:03,910
Where are Hoss and Perkins? I
couldn't get them on the radio.

1114
01:10:03,954 --> 01:10:05,695
Whose blood is that?

1115
01:10:05,738 --> 01:10:08,437
- It's Kate's.
We were just attacked.

1116
01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:10,439
- She's dead.
- Where is she?

1117
01:10:10,482 --> 01:10:12,658
- Front door.
- Show me.

1118
01:10:12,702 --> 01:10:14,095
- OK.

1119
01:10:17,836 --> 01:10:19,838
- Stay here.
- OK.

1120
01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:26,367
- This is Deputy Hicks.

1121
01:10:26,410 --> 01:10:29,544
I've got a homicide
at the Roberts residence.

1122
01:10:29,587 --> 01:10:31,545
No sign of Perkins or Hoss.

1123
01:10:31,588 --> 01:10:33,112
<i>Copy that.
We'll try to locate them.</i>

1124
01:10:33,155 --> 01:10:34,156
- I'm so sorry.

1125
01:10:40,771 --> 01:10:42,208
Hey!

1126
01:10:42,686 --> 01:10:44,035
Halt!

1127
01:10:45,340 --> 01:10:48,996
- You're gonna be fine,
all right? I swear.

1128
01:10:49,039 --> 01:10:52,434
No more "on your own."
It's you and me, forever.

1129
01:10:52,478 --> 01:10:54,306
- One, two, three.

1130
01:10:54,828 --> 01:10:55,829
- Easy.

1131
01:10:57,265 --> 01:10:59,093
- Dewey?
- Yeah?

1132
01:11:00,311 --> 01:11:03,270
- Promise me something.
- Anything.

1133
01:11:04,750 --> 01:11:06,534
- Catch that motherfucker.

1134
01:11:08,014 --> 01:11:11,322
- Absolutely. I love you.
- I love you.

1135
01:11:13,585 --> 01:11:16,152
- You missed chaos. Utter chaos.

1136
01:11:16,195 --> 01:11:17,501
- I can't believe that.

1137
01:11:17,544 --> 01:11:19,198
- The sheriff's wife, man!

1138
01:11:19,242 --> 01:11:21,461
She told us to cancel it,
and we didn't, and now this?

1139
01:11:21,505 --> 01:11:22,897
What are we supposed to do?

1140
01:11:22,941 --> 01:11:24,682
- Robbie, calm down.
It makes sense.

1141
01:11:24,725 --> 01:11:27,467
This is what the reboots do.
They one-up the original ending.

1142
01:11:27,511 --> 01:11:30,730
- The Woodsboro Murders ended
at a party. So in the remake...

1143
01:11:30,774 --> 01:11:33,472
- The party's the false ending.
New rules.

1144
01:11:33,516 --> 01:11:35,387
- Exactly.

1145
01:11:35,431 --> 01:11:37,737
- OK, no offense, guys,
but I'm gonna put in <i>Stab 7.</i>

1146
01:11:37,781 --> 01:11:38,912
- Yes!

1147
01:11:38,956 --> 01:11:40,349
- Nobody cancels
my film festival.

1148
01:11:40,392 --> 01:11:42,742
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't wanna watch that,

1149
01:11:42,786 --> 01:11:44,483
not after what
happened to Olivia.

1150
01:11:44,527 --> 01:11:47,181
- Come on, it was her favorite.
- Wow, Kirby.

1151
01:11:47,224 --> 01:11:49,139
You got some classics here.
- Yup.

1152
01:11:49,183 --> 01:11:50,880
<i>Suspiria,
Don't Look Now.</i>

1153
01:11:50,923 --> 01:11:52,577
- You know it.

1154
01:11:52,621 --> 01:11:55,014
I could trivia your ass
under the table, Cinema Boy.

1155
01:11:55,058 --> 01:11:56,494
- Oh, yeah?

1156
01:11:56,538 --> 01:11:59,323
- Who played Leatherface first?
- Gunnar Hansen.

1157
01:11:59,367 --> 01:12:02,107
- Wow. Did you feel that?

1158
01:12:03,805 --> 01:12:05,241
That charge that moved
between us just then?

1159
01:12:05,285 --> 01:12:06,721
- Oh, that was me.

1160
01:12:06,764 --> 01:12:10,028
I have powers.
- So sexy.

1161
01:12:10,072 --> 01:12:11,639
- You guys are unbelievable.

1162
01:12:11,682 --> 01:12:13,684
You're playing fucking
trivia games?

1163
01:12:13,728 --> 01:12:15,077
The cops are gonna come for us.

1164
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:16,251
They're gonna shut down
my website.

1165
01:12:16,295 --> 01:12:18,601
We're so dead!
- Yeah. I agree.

1166
01:12:18,645 --> 01:12:20,473
- Jesus Christ,
where'd you come from?

1167
01:12:20,516 --> 01:12:22,301
- The front door.
By the way, Kirby,

1168
01:12:22,344 --> 01:12:24,172
with everything
that's going on right now,

1169
01:12:24,216 --> 01:12:26,348
you probably
shouldn't leave that unlocked.

1170
01:12:26,392 --> 01:12:28,263
- Sorry.

1171
01:12:28,307 --> 01:12:31,918
- And, may I ask, what
the hell you're doing here?

1172
01:12:31,961 --> 01:12:34,616
- What? Didn't I find
the afterparty?

1173
01:12:34,660 --> 01:12:37,706
- No, you found the anti-party,
and it's invitation only.

1174
01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:40,927
- Yeah, well, I got
an invitation. From Jill.

1175
01:12:43,103 --> 01:12:46,148
- So, what's the story?

1176
01:12:46,192 --> 01:12:48,020
- What?

1177
01:12:48,063 --> 01:12:52,067
- You sent me a text message.
"Afterparty at Kirby's house."

1178
01:12:52,111 --> 01:12:54,026
I mean, it was from your phone.

1179
01:12:54,069 --> 01:12:56,028
- What do you mean,
from my phone?

1180
01:12:56,071 --> 01:12:57,812
Where is my phone?

1181
01:12:57,856 --> 01:13:01,641
I think I left it in your car.
I didn't text him.

1182
01:13:01,685 --> 01:13:05,776
I didn't text you.
And I'll prove it.

1183
01:13:07,125 --> 01:13:09,867
- So Charlie, Robbie.

1184
01:13:09,910 --> 01:13:12,565
How does it feel to be
accessories to a crime, huh?

1185
01:13:12,609 --> 01:13:16,307
I mean, really, Dewey's wife?
- My life is over.

1186
01:13:16,351 --> 01:13:17,743
- So which one of you guys

1187
01:13:17,787 --> 01:13:19,397
sent me a text message
from Jill's phone?

1188
01:13:22,531 --> 01:13:24,794
- We're just supposed to accept
that you're telling the truth?

1189
01:13:25,708 --> 01:13:28,014
- Isn't your phone missing?

1190
01:13:28,058 --> 01:13:30,278
- Got a new one.
- Really?

1191
01:13:30,321 --> 01:13:32,714
Oh, that's incredibly
convenient.

1192
01:13:34,193 --> 01:13:37,153
- Dewey, it's Hicks.
<i>- What's up?</i>

1193
01:13:37,196 --> 01:13:40,722
- Kate Roberts is dead,
and Sidney fled the scene.

1194
01:13:40,765 --> 01:13:42,985
- What? What happened to Kate?

1195
01:13:43,028 --> 01:13:45,117
- She was stabbed
just like the others.

1196
01:13:45,161 --> 01:13:48,032
- What about Jill?
- No sign of her at all.

1197
01:13:48,076 --> 01:13:50,296
- Where the hell
were Hoss and Perkins?

1198
01:13:50,339 --> 01:13:53,299
- They were found dead
in their car two blocks away.

1199
01:13:54,387 --> 01:13:57,999
- <i>Multiple stab wounds.</i>
- OK.

1200
01:13:59,392 --> 01:14:02,132
- I'm on my way.
- <i>Yes, sir.</i>

1201
01:14:09,531 --> 01:14:11,577
- <i>Wrong number.</i>

1202
01:14:11,620 --> 01:14:13,840
<i>- Who was that?</i>
<i>- Nobody.</i>

1203
01:14:13,883 --> 01:14:15,537
<i>Did you pick
a movie?</i>

1204
01:14:15,581 --> 01:14:17,843
<i>Yeah.
We're gonna go scary.</i> Saw IV.

1205
01:14:19,497 --> 01:14:21,107
<i>I saw that
in theaters. It sucks.</i>

1206
01:14:21,150 --> 01:14:22,282
<i>It's not scary, it's gross.</i>

1207
01:14:27,243 --> 01:14:30,159
<i>Well, I liked it,
so I...</i>

1208
01:14:47,523 --> 01:14:48,872
Charlie,

1209
01:14:48,915 --> 01:14:50,482
you wanna sit over here
next to me?

1210
01:14:51,701 --> 01:14:53,355
All right.

1211
01:14:58,011 --> 01:15:01,275
- <i>All right, get ready
for a Hall Pass</i>

1212
01:15:01,319 --> 01:15:03,276
<i>with Robbie Mercer extra.</i>

1213
01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:07,716
<i>Now, tonight, there is a good
chance that Charlie Walker,</i>

1214
01:15:07,759 --> 01:15:12,851
<i>yes, my Charlie Walker,
may get lucky with a girl.</i>

1215
01:15:12,895 --> 01:15:16,420
<i>Now, I'm unable
to divulge my exact location,</i>

1216
01:15:16,464 --> 01:15:19,901
<i>however, suffice it to say</i>

1217
01:15:19,944 --> 01:15:24,775
<i>Woodsboro High may be in store
for some geek history.</i>

1218
01:15:24,819 --> 01:15:25,820
<i>We'll see.</i>

1219
01:15:39,876 --> 01:15:41,400
Hello?

1220
01:15:44,228 --> 01:15:45,621
Who's there?

1221
01:15:50,843 --> 01:15:53,062
Oh, my God!

1222
01:16:06,292 --> 01:16:08,033
- <i>Where are you going?</i>

1223
01:16:08,076 --> 01:16:09,687
- <i>To make sure the front door
is locked.</i>

1224
01:16:11,819 --> 01:16:13,691
<i>No. Don't open it.</i>

1225
01:16:13,734 --> 01:16:14,866
<i>You're overreacting.</i>

1226
01:16:17,607 --> 01:16:19,130
- Hey, Charlie.
- Yeah?

1227
01:16:20,914 --> 01:16:24,309
I'm sorry. I know you're
into the movie and all, but...

1228
01:16:24,352 --> 01:16:27,355
...now would be a really
good time to make a move.

1229
01:16:28,618 --> 01:16:31,272
For me to make a move?

1230
01:16:31,316 --> 01:16:32,838
- Uh-hm.

1231
01:16:34,623 --> 01:16:38,322
- Couldn't you make a move?
- I just did.

1232
01:16:39,628 --> 01:16:42,282
'Cause you're actually
pretty cute.

1233
01:16:42,326 --> 01:16:47,679
Especially when I'm scared
and lonely and drunk.

1234
01:16:50,768 --> 01:16:54,119
- Hey, guys,
did you see Jill come in?

1235
01:16:54,163 --> 01:16:56,295
I didn't see her outside.

1236
01:16:56,339 --> 01:16:58,863
- Yes, Trevor, she is upstairs.

1237
01:16:58,907 --> 01:17:00,865
Thank God you're here
to protect her,

1238
01:17:00,909 --> 01:17:02,606
when you can't even find her.

1239
01:17:03,388 --> 01:17:05,129
- <i>There's nobody out here.</i>

1240
01:17:05,173 --> 01:17:08,785
- Oh, dude, I love
this part of the movie.

1241
01:17:08,829 --> 01:17:12,223
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just when
you think they're all safe

1242
01:17:12,267 --> 01:17:16,619
and comfortable in the house,
Ghostface comes in and bam!

1243
01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:22,842
Did I just interrupt
something right here?

1244
01:17:24,104 --> 01:17:26,019
Shut the fuck up!

1245
01:17:27,586 --> 01:17:30,153
- Who invited you, Trevor?

1246
01:17:30,197 --> 01:17:33,460
- All right. Clearly not you.

1247
01:17:33,504 --> 01:17:37,029
Wow. I'm gonna be upstairs, laughing.

1248
01:17:37,072 --> 01:17:39,858
- Get out of my house!

1249
01:17:42,338 --> 01:17:44,515
- Yeah, yeah...

1250
01:17:44,558 --> 01:17:48,909
OK, I'm a little drunk, so don't
blame your Internet connection.

1251
01:17:48,953 --> 01:17:51,869
Let's see what Charlie's up to,
shall we?

1252
01:17:51,912 --> 01:17:54,611
Or the saga of Trevor and Jill.

1253
01:17:54,654 --> 01:17:57,048
Oh, the intrigue
of Woodsboro High.

1254
01:17:57,091 --> 01:17:59,964
Who needs a killer around
when there's so much drama?

1255
01:18:14,281 --> 01:18:15,892
Oh, man.

1256
01:18:17,502 --> 01:18:19,024
Yeah...

1257
01:18:19,068 --> 01:18:20,417
That's better.

1258
01:18:34,169 --> 01:18:36,867
Wait, no, you can't!
You can't! There's rules!

1259
01:18:36,911 --> 01:18:38,913
I'm gay! I'm gay!

1260
01:18:40,088 --> 01:18:41,959
I mean, if it helps.

1261
01:18:49,313 --> 01:18:50,967
<i>...random girl
who gets a call</i>

1262
01:18:51,011 --> 01:18:52,273
<i>that undoubtedly
ends up getting her killed.</i>

1263
01:18:52,316 --> 01:18:54,014
<i>That's so predictable.</i>

1264
01:18:54,057 --> 01:18:55,581
<i>There's no element of surprise.
You can see...</i>

1265
01:19:10,507 --> 01:19:13,946
- Kirby! I found my phone.
It was up in your room.

1266
01:19:13,989 --> 01:19:16,035
There was no text message
sent to Trevor.

1267
01:19:16,078 --> 01:19:17,602
He is such a liar.

1268
01:19:18,777 --> 01:19:21,430
- Where is he?
- What do you mean, where is he?

1269
01:19:21,474 --> 01:19:23,041
He just went
upstairs looking for you.

1270
01:19:23,084 --> 01:19:25,783
- He's not upstairs.

1271
01:19:26,914 --> 01:19:28,437
- Trevor?

1272
01:19:30,875 --> 01:19:32,616
Charlie? Robbie?

1273
01:19:33,834 --> 01:19:36,270
Maybe they're outside.

1274
01:19:36,314 --> 01:19:37,924
- Jill?
- Sidney!

1275
01:19:37,968 --> 01:19:40,492
- I'm sorry, I should've told...
- No, it's OK.

1276
01:19:40,535 --> 01:19:42,625
I need you to come with me.
Come with me right now, OK?

1277
01:19:43,713 --> 01:19:45,453
- Oh, God!

1278
01:19:45,497 --> 01:19:47,455
- Run!
- Robbie!

1279
01:19:51,023 --> 01:19:52,155
- Go!

1280
01:19:54,853 --> 01:19:56,202
Sidney!

1281
01:19:58,074 --> 01:19:59,162
Come on!

1282
01:20:02,992 --> 01:20:05,123
- The balcony!
- There's no other way out?

1283
01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:06,995
- We can jump!

1284
01:20:08,518 --> 01:20:10,651
- It's two stories!
Where's your cell?

1285
01:20:10,694 --> 01:20:12,087
- Here.
- Get under the bed!

1286
01:20:12,130 --> 01:20:13,915
- What?
- Just do what I say!

1287
01:20:13,958 --> 01:20:16,482
Don't make a sound and don't
come out until I come get you.

1288
01:20:16,526 --> 01:20:18,223
Trust me.
- Ok.

1289
01:20:25,229 --> 01:20:27,101
You got it? You're OK?

1290
01:20:27,144 --> 01:20:29,364
Jill, run!
Just keep running, get help!

1291
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:56,041
<i>- Hello?</i>
- Dewey!

1292
01:20:56,084 --> 01:20:57,346
- Sidney, where are you?

1293
01:20:57,390 --> 01:20:59,348
- I'm at Kirby's.
The killer is here.

1294
01:20:59,392 --> 01:21:01,046
I need your help.
- I'm on my way.

1295
01:21:01,089 --> 01:21:02,569
- OK.

1296
01:21:04,745 --> 01:21:06,528
<i>Sidney? Sidney!</i>

1297
01:21:06,572 --> 01:21:09,531
I need all units
to 329 Whispering Lane.

1298
01:21:09,575 --> 01:21:11,751
- All units,
329 Whispering Lane!

1299
01:21:33,032 --> 01:21:34,773
- Sorry, it's just me.
Look, I tried to call 911,

1300
01:21:34,817 --> 01:21:36,861
but the landline's dead,
and someone smashed the router.

1301
01:21:36,905 --> 01:21:38,080
- I think I got through
on my cell.

1302
01:21:38,123 --> 01:21:39,124
- Where's Jill?

1303
01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:42,998
- Oh, God! Go, go, go!
Get in.

1304
01:21:46,784 --> 01:21:49,569
There's a room down here.
We can lock ourselves in.

1305
01:21:49,613 --> 01:21:51,788
I heard you yelling to Jill.
Did she get away?

1306
01:21:51,832 --> 01:21:53,442
- I think she's safe.

1307
01:22:00,797 --> 01:22:04,148
- Kirby, let me in!
- Charlie.

1308
01:22:05,888 --> 01:22:10,501
- No, no! I just found Robbie.
This is his blood. Please!

1309
01:22:10,545 --> 01:22:13,243
Please! There is someone
else out here! Let me in!

1310
01:22:13,287 --> 01:22:14,984
- If you can't trust him,
don't open the door.

1311
01:22:16,681 --> 01:22:18,379
- Oh, my God, let me in!

1312
01:22:18,422 --> 01:22:19,815
Get away from the door,
Charlie.

1313
01:22:19,859 --> 01:22:22,425
- Kirby, it is me.
Please let me in!

1314
01:22:22,469 --> 01:22:24,079
- Get away from the door,
Charlie.

1315
01:22:24,123 --> 01:22:25,341
- It's me!

1316
01:22:27,343 --> 01:22:29,345
- I'm sorry, I can't.

1317
01:22:29,389 --> 01:22:32,784
- What the fuck?!
- I'm sorry.

1318
01:22:32,827 --> 01:22:34,655
- Behind you!
- Look out!

1319
01:22:38,310 --> 01:22:39,964
- No! No, no, no, no!

1320
01:22:41,661 --> 01:22:42,749
Kirby!

1321
01:22:53,150 --> 01:22:57,197
- Oh, no. God, no, please.
Leave him alone!

1322
01:22:57,241 --> 01:22:59,025
Leave him alone!

1323
01:23:02,202 --> 01:23:05,162
- It's Charlie's phone.

1324
01:23:05,205 --> 01:23:08,164
<i>Tell Sidney
heads are gonna roll tonight.</i>

1325
01:23:08,207 --> 01:23:10,209
<i>Tell Sidney it's all
because of her.</i>

1326
01:23:10,253 --> 01:23:12,603
<i>Or maybe
she wants to take his place.</i>

1327
01:23:12,646 --> 01:23:14,344
<i>I promise to be quick.</i>

1328
01:23:14,387 --> 01:23:17,216
- It's him.
- OK, I'm gonna get Jill.

1329
01:23:17,260 --> 01:23:19,392
We should be in the same place.
Just keep him on the phone.

1330
01:23:19,436 --> 01:23:20,741
I'll be right back, OK?

1331
01:23:23,439 --> 01:23:25,180
- Let him go, please.

1332
01:23:25,223 --> 01:23:27,356
- <i>I hear you like
horror movies, Kirby.</i>

1333
01:23:27,399 --> 01:23:29,837
<i>But do you like them
as much as him?</i>

1334
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:34,015
<i>Forget watching</i> Stab.
<i>You get to live it.</i>

1335
01:23:34,058 --> 01:23:36,538
- No, no, no! He's the expert!
It's not me!

1336
01:23:36,581 --> 01:23:40,237
- <i>Warm-up question:
Jason's weapon?</i>

1337
01:23:40,281 --> 01:23:42,022
- It's a machete.

1338
01:23:42,065 --> 01:23:44,676
- <i>There, you see?
You do know the genre.</i>

1339
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:46,548
<i>Michael Myers?</i>

1340
01:23:46,591 --> 01:23:48,680
- Butcher knife.
- <i>Leatherface?</i>

1341
01:23:48,724 --> 01:23:50,552
- A chainsaw. Please!

1342
01:23:50,595 --> 01:23:53,423
- <i>Just ask Sidney if you
need some help. Freddy Krueger?</i>

1343
01:23:53,467 --> 01:23:54,903
- Razor hands.
- <i>Name the movie</i>

1344
01:23:54,947 --> 01:23:56,557
<i>that started the slasher craze.</i>

1345
01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:58,428
Halloween,
Texas Chainsaw Massacre,

1346
01:23:58,472 --> 01:23:59,821
Last House on the Left
<i>or</i> Psycho?

1347
01:23:59,865 --> 01:24:00,866
- <i>Psycho!</i>

1348
01:24:00,909 --> 01:24:02,693
- <i>None of the above!</i>

1349
01:24:02,737 --> 01:24:05,000
<i>Peeping Tom,</i> 1960,
<i>directed by Michael Powell.</i>

1350
01:24:05,044 --> 01:24:08,524
<i>First movie to ever put the
audience in the killer's POV.</i>

1351
01:24:08,568 --> 01:24:12,311
- What? Wait. No, no. Please,
just ask me one more question!

1352
01:24:12,354 --> 01:24:15,444
- Just one more!
- <i>All right, Kirby.</i>

1353
01:24:15,488 --> 01:24:19,361
<i>Then it's time for
your last chance question.</i>

1354
01:24:19,405 --> 01:24:21,233
<i>Name the remake</i>

1355
01:24:21,276 --> 01:24:23,277
<i>of the groundbreaking
horror movie in which</i>

1356
01:24:23,321 --> 01:24:25,889
<i>the villain...</i>
- <i>Halloween, Texas Chainsaw,</i>

1357
01:24:25,932 --> 01:24:28,543
<i>Dawn of the Dead, The Hills
Have Eyes, Amityville Horror,</i>

1358
01:24:28,587 --> 01:24:31,807
<i>Last House on the Left,
Friday the 13th,</i>

1359
01:24:31,851 --> 01:24:34,114
<i>A Nightmare on Elm Street,
My Bloody Valentine,</i>

1360
01:24:34,158 --> 01:24:36,508
<i>When a Stranger Calls,
Prom Night,</i>

1361
01:24:36,550 --> 01:24:41,077
<i>Black Christmas, House of Wax,
The Fog, Piranha!</i>

1362
01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:44,428
It's one of those, right? Right?

1363
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:55,220
I got it right.
I was fucking right!

1364
01:24:55,264 --> 01:24:56,743
- Jill?

1365
01:25:08,667 --> 01:25:11,105
- I won, Charlie! I fucking won!

1366
01:25:11,148 --> 01:25:14,412
I won. He tried to beat me,
but I fucking won.

1367
01:25:14,456 --> 01:25:15,805
- Right, Kirby.

1368
01:25:16,806 --> 01:25:19,417
- Hold on. OK.

1369
01:25:19,461 --> 01:25:22,419
Almost there.
Just hang tight. OK.

1370
01:25:22,463 --> 01:25:24,856
OK. OK. All right.

1371
01:25:24,900 --> 01:25:26,946
- Kirby? This is making a move.

1372
01:25:30,471 --> 01:25:33,996
- Four years of classes together
and you notice me now?

1373
01:25:34,040 --> 01:25:37,303
Stupid bitch! It's too late!

1374
01:25:37,346 --> 01:25:39,870
Shh! Shh!

1375
01:25:39,914 --> 01:25:43,700
I know, I know.
It's OK. Take your time.

1376
01:25:43,744 --> 01:25:46,094
Doesn't happen as fast as
it does in the movies, I know.

1377
01:25:47,487 --> 01:25:49,402
- Charlie.

1378
01:26:15,252 --> 01:26:16,993
- Kirby?

1379
01:26:21,214 --> 01:26:24,260
- You know, you learn a lot when
you watch movies over and over,

1380
01:26:24,303 --> 01:26:26,740
and all the plots
are about trying to kill you.

1381
01:26:27,915 --> 01:26:29,221
- Where's Jill?

1382
01:26:29,265 --> 01:26:31,049
- You think she's gonna
get away?

1383
01:26:31,093 --> 01:26:32,485
You think anyone gets away?

1384
01:26:42,755 --> 01:26:44,322
- Jill!

1385
01:26:44,366 --> 01:26:47,021
- Hello, Sidney. Surprised?

1386
01:26:48,152 --> 01:26:49,806
Watch this.

1387
01:26:49,849 --> 01:26:53,113
This is the part, my dear
cousin, when the cameras...

1388
01:26:54,288 --> 01:26:55,898
...turn off.

1389
01:26:59,467 --> 01:27:02,513
- Charlie?
- Already taken care of.

1390
01:27:02,557 --> 01:27:04,820
Man, I got great footage
of my Robbie kill.

1391
01:27:04,863 --> 01:27:07,388
Better than Jenny and Marnie
or Olivia even.

1392
01:27:07,431 --> 01:27:08,953
- Good. We'll cut
and upload it later,

1393
01:27:08,997 --> 01:27:10,520
and make it all
traceable to Trevor.

1394
01:27:10,564 --> 01:27:12,435
- Speaking of which...

1395
01:27:15,830 --> 01:27:18,093
Remind you of anything?
- Jill, please!

1396
01:27:18,137 --> 01:27:19,877
Shut up, dick!

1397
01:27:19,921 --> 01:27:21,444
- Everything I learned,
I learned from you.

1398
01:27:21,488 --> 01:27:24,098
- You think you had
a shitty boyfriend, Sidney?

1399
01:27:24,142 --> 01:27:26,970
Here's one that fucks you,
dumps you

1400
01:27:27,014 --> 01:27:29,451
and doesn't even
make you famous.

1401
01:27:31,105 --> 01:27:32,889
- What the fuck, Jill?!
I loved you!

1402
01:27:32,933 --> 01:27:35,370
- Shut the fuck up already!

1403
01:27:38,155 --> 01:27:41,201
- I'm sure those cops
want you to have this, Jill.

1404
01:27:41,245 --> 01:27:42,202
For your protection.

1405
01:27:42,246 --> 01:27:44,726
Mm-mm.

1406
01:27:44,770 --> 01:27:47,903
- Baby, please! Baby, please!

1407
01:27:47,947 --> 01:27:50,558
- Shouldn't have killed
all those people, Trev.

1408
01:27:50,602 --> 01:27:52,734
Gone and put it on video even.

1409
01:27:52,778 --> 01:27:54,822
But it means a lot
that you did it for me.

1410
01:27:54,866 --> 01:27:57,086
- What the fuck
are you talking about?!

1411
01:27:57,129 --> 01:28:00,611
- I am not the girl
you cheat on!

1412
01:28:01,264 --> 01:28:03,483
Fuck!

1413
01:28:05,268 --> 01:28:06,878
- I've gone through everything.

1414
01:28:06,921 --> 01:28:08,879
We're definitely good
on timeline.

1415
01:28:08,922 --> 01:28:12,100
- Oh, yeah. We're perfect.
- No, no, no, please!

1416
01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:16,887
That should
keep him quiet.

1417
01:28:19,455 --> 01:28:21,109
Ready for act three?

1418
01:28:22,284 --> 01:28:24,241
- Got it figured out yet,
Sidney?

1419
01:28:24,285 --> 01:28:25,764
In keeping with
our remake theme,

1420
01:28:25,808 --> 01:28:28,419
Trevor's this generation's
Billy Loomis,

1421
01:28:28,463 --> 01:28:31,770
and we're the innocent victims,
Sidney and Randy.

1422
01:28:31,814 --> 01:28:35,557
- See, with you, the world
just heard about what happened.

1423
01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:37,211
- But with us,
they're gonna see it.

1424
01:28:38,559 --> 01:28:40,430
It's gonna be a worldwide
sensation.

1425
01:28:40,474 --> 01:28:42,693
I mean,
people gotta see this shit.

1426
01:28:42,737 --> 01:28:44,695
It's not like anyone
reads anymore.

1427
01:28:47,220 --> 01:28:52,268
We're gonna know fame
like you never even dreamed of.

1428
01:28:52,312 --> 01:28:55,009
- Last two teenagers standing.

1429
01:28:55,052 --> 01:28:57,620
This time Randy gets the girl.

1430
01:29:02,886 --> 01:29:05,628
You were amazing.
You're the perfect victim.

1431
01:29:05,672 --> 01:29:09,588
- I was so believable today,
wasn't I?

1432
01:29:09,631 --> 01:29:11,894
I mean, I told so many lies

1433
01:29:11,938 --> 01:29:14,245
that I actually started
to believe them.

1434
01:29:14,288 --> 01:29:16,203
I really think
that I was born for this.

1435
01:29:16,247 --> 01:29:18,031
- How could you do this?

1436
01:29:20,207 --> 01:29:23,471
- Do you know what it was like
growing up in this family?

1437
01:29:23,515 --> 01:29:25,820
Related to you?

1438
01:29:25,864 --> 01:29:29,215
I mean, all I ever heard was
Sidney this and Sidney that

1439
01:29:29,259 --> 01:29:32,087
and Sidney, Sidney, Sidney.

1440
01:29:32,131 --> 01:29:35,787
You were always
just so fucking special!

1441
01:29:35,830 --> 01:29:39,572
Well, now I'm the special one.
- You'll slip. They always do.

1442
01:29:41,139 --> 01:29:42,880
Come on, Charlie,
let's get on with this.

1443
01:29:45,056 --> 01:29:47,363
You have to be strong.

1444
01:29:47,406 --> 01:29:49,365
And hold still. OK?

1445
01:29:49,408 --> 01:29:52,846
- Yeah. Yeah, old-school,
like Billy and Stu.

1446
01:29:52,890 --> 01:29:55,065
Come on, baby, get it up!

1447
01:29:55,108 --> 01:29:59,983
Come on! Shoulder me! Shoulder
me! Shoulder me! Get it up!

1448
01:30:03,639 --> 01:30:07,860
The heart! That's not
the way we rehearsed it.

1449
01:30:07,904 --> 01:30:11,341
- You said it, Charlie.
Billy and Stu, Trevor and you.

1450
01:30:12,299 --> 01:30:17,347
- What the media really loves,
baby, is a sole survivor.

1451
01:30:17,391 --> 01:30:19,219
Just ask you-know-who.

1452
01:30:19,262 --> 01:30:21,525
Trevor was your partner.

1453
01:30:21,569 --> 01:30:24,267
But you, you were the idea man.

1454
01:30:34,102 --> 01:30:35,538
- Even your friends.

1455
01:30:36,931 --> 01:30:38,715
- My friends?

1456
01:30:38,759 --> 01:30:40,542
What world are you living in?

1457
01:30:40,586 --> 01:30:42,370
I don't need friends.

1458
01:30:42,414 --> 01:30:46,244
I need fans. Don't you get it?

1459
01:30:46,287 --> 01:30:49,943
This has never been
about killing you.

1460
01:30:49,986 --> 01:30:53,076
It's about becoming you.

1461
01:30:53,120 --> 01:30:55,817
I mean, for fuck's sake,
my own mother had to die,

1462
01:30:55,861 --> 01:30:59,908
no great loss there, so I could
stay true to the original.

1463
01:30:59,952 --> 01:31:01,867
That's sick, right?

1464
01:31:01,910 --> 01:31:05,262
Well, sick is the new sane.

1465
01:31:05,305 --> 01:31:08,787
You had your 15 minutes,
now I want mine!

1466
01:31:08,830 --> 01:31:12,311
I mean, what am I supposed
to do? Go to college?

1467
01:31:12,355 --> 01:31:14,966
Grad school? Work?

1468
01:31:15,009 --> 01:31:16,663
Look around.

1469
01:31:16,707 --> 01:31:18,796
We all live in public now,
we're all on the Internet.

1470
01:31:18,839 --> 01:31:22,147
How do you think people
become famous anymore?

1471
01:31:22,190 --> 01:31:26,063
You don't have
to achieve anything.

1472
01:31:26,106 --> 01:31:29,327
You just gotta have
fucked-up shit happen to you.

1473
01:31:29,371 --> 01:31:32,417
So you do have to die, Sid.

1474
01:31:32,461 --> 01:31:36,508
Those are the rules.
New movie, new franchise.

1475
01:31:36,552 --> 01:31:38,380
There's only room for one lead,

1476
01:31:38,423 --> 01:31:40,598
and let's face it,
your ingenue days,

1477
01:31:40,642 --> 01:31:42,557
they're over.

1478
01:31:48,650 --> 01:31:50,652
Don't tell me you didn't
know this day would come.

1479
01:33:12,031 --> 01:33:13,598
Fuck!

1480
01:34:33,673 --> 01:34:35,545
- Come on, let's move it!

1481
01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:45,379
- He's gone.

1482
01:34:45,423 --> 01:34:47,381
Check the rooms,
both sides and upstairs.

1483
01:34:47,425 --> 01:34:48,557
- Yes, ma'am.

1484
01:35:05,703 --> 01:35:08,010
- Jill, can you give us
a description of the murderer?

1485
01:35:08,053 --> 01:35:09,794
- What happened in there?

1486
01:35:11,621 --> 01:35:14,189
- Did you see the killer's face?
What did he look like?

1487
01:35:21,936 --> 01:35:24,634
- Jill, how does it feel
to be a hero?

1488
01:35:31,945 --> 01:35:35,862
It's OK.
You're gonna be OK.

1489
01:35:35,905 --> 01:35:40,388
Jill. You made it.
That's all that matters.

1490
01:35:40,431 --> 01:35:42,302
- Trevor, Charlie,
they tried to kill me.

1491
01:35:42,345 --> 01:35:44,260
And I heard they killed my mom.

1492
01:35:44,304 --> 01:35:47,437
And... and Robbie
and Kirby, too.

1493
01:35:47,481 --> 01:35:48,830
- Shh.

1494
01:35:48,874 --> 01:35:51,659
Just lay back. Try to rest.

1495
01:35:53,313 --> 01:35:54,793
- Is your wife...?

1496
01:35:56,446 --> 01:36:00,841
She's gonna be fine.
She's recovering.

1497
01:36:00,885 --> 01:36:02,669
- If I ever write a book
one day,

1498
01:36:02,713 --> 01:36:04,758
I'd... I'd want her
to write it with me.

1499
01:36:04,802 --> 01:36:09,502
We'd be a good team with
our matching wounds and all.

1500
01:36:12,286 --> 01:36:14,332
We're survivors now.

1501
01:36:15,463 --> 01:36:17,770
I just wish Sidney was, too.

1502
01:36:17,814 --> 01:36:22,209
- Jill, they're not sure yet.

1503
01:36:22,253 --> 01:36:26,431
It's still touch and go,
but she's in ICU.

1504
01:36:26,474 --> 01:36:30,869
And they think Sidney
just might make it.

1505
01:36:30,913 --> 01:36:34,873
- What?
But I saw Trevor kill her.

1506
01:36:34,917 --> 01:36:39,748
- Look, we don't know yet,
but she's hanging on.

1507
01:36:42,837 --> 01:36:44,447
- I wanna see her.

1508
01:36:45,448 --> 01:36:46,971
- She's not awake yet.

1509
01:36:47,015 --> 01:36:50,279
And she may not remember
anything.

1510
01:36:50,322 --> 01:36:52,760
You'll have to help her
with that.

1511
01:36:52,803 --> 01:36:56,328
All in time.
Just get some rest now, OK?

1512
01:36:57,938 --> 01:36:59,766
<i>Your attention,
please.</i>

1513
01:36:59,809 --> 01:37:01,550
<i>There will be
a mandatory meeting</i>

1514
01:37:01,594 --> 01:37:03,247
<i>for all non-emergency
personnel</i>

1515
01:37:03,291 --> 01:37:06,337
<i>in the basement conference room
in five minutes.</i>

1516
01:37:22,222 --> 01:37:25,355
<i>A mandatory meeting for
all non-emergency personnel</i>

1517
01:37:25,399 --> 01:37:28,706
<i>in the basement conference room
in five minutes.</i>

1518
01:37:45,417 --> 01:37:48,768
- She gonna be OK?
- Yeah.

1519
01:37:48,812 --> 01:37:52,293
- She's a strong kid.
- She's gonna have to be.

1520
01:37:54,731 --> 01:37:56,733
- She asked if you were OK.

1521
01:37:56,776 --> 01:37:59,473
She thinks you guys
should write a book together,

1522
01:37:59,517 --> 01:38:01,301
with your matching wounds.

1523
01:38:01,345 --> 01:38:03,173
- Why, she was stabbed
in the shoulder?

1524
01:38:07,394 --> 01:38:09,222
- How did she know I was, too?

1525
01:38:14,749 --> 01:38:16,011
- Damn it!

1526
01:38:21,973 --> 01:38:24,149
- You just won't die, will you?

1527
01:38:25,716 --> 01:38:28,675
Who are you?
Michael fucking Myers?

1528
01:38:30,198 --> 01:38:31,982
Yeah, I don't think so.

1529
01:38:36,683 --> 01:38:38,815
Fucking die already!

1530
01:39:02,228 --> 01:39:03,708
How are those stitches?

1531
01:39:08,843 --> 01:39:09,844
Sidney!

1532
01:39:13,760 --> 01:39:15,762
Hicks, get up to
Sidney Prescott's room

1533
01:39:15,806 --> 01:39:16,981
and call for backup!

1534
01:39:17,024 --> 01:39:18,504
<i>Be right up, sir!</i>

1535
01:39:26,555 --> 01:39:27,905
- Sid!

1536
01:39:28,643 --> 01:39:30,297
- Sid.
- Dewey!

1537
01:39:48,837 --> 01:39:50,795
- Is this how it's gonna be,
Sid?

1538
01:39:50,839 --> 01:39:52,884
The ending of the movie
was supposed to be at the house.

1539
01:39:52,928 --> 01:39:55,626
I mean, this is just silly.

1540
01:39:55,669 --> 01:39:57,933
- Consider this
an alternate ending.

1541
01:39:59,411 --> 01:40:00,891
You're never gonna
get out of this, Jill.

1542
01:40:00,935 --> 01:40:02,806
- Of course I will.
- Dewey!

1543
01:40:04,634 --> 01:40:06,244
- Sid...

1544
01:40:06,288 --> 01:40:10,771
Easy. OK, wait.
What about the book?

1545
01:40:10,814 --> 01:40:13,077
- Looks like I'll just
have to write it myself.

1546
01:40:15,383 --> 01:40:16,776
- Damn it!
- Oh!

1547
01:40:18,473 --> 01:40:19,953
- Don't even think
about shooting,

1548
01:40:19,996 --> 01:40:21,868
or I'll blow Dewey's head off.

1549
01:40:21,911 --> 01:40:24,392
You think I won't do it?
Give me your gun!

1550
01:40:25,915 --> 01:40:28,396
- Do it!
- You heard her!

1551
01:40:36,751 --> 01:40:38,753
You just had to be the hero, huh?

1552
01:40:39,885 --> 01:40:43,149
Give me your gun.
Give it to her.

1553
01:40:43,192 --> 01:40:45,846
What are you, deaf?

1554
01:40:45,890 --> 01:40:48,631
Give me your gun!

1555
01:40:55,508 --> 01:40:57,205
Now, get up.

1556
01:40:59,380 --> 01:41:01,121
And keep your hands
over your head.

1557
01:41:01,165 --> 01:41:03,297
Don't do anything stupid...

1558
01:41:04,733 --> 01:41:06,953
- Don't fucking tell me
what to do.

1559
01:41:06,997 --> 01:41:10,739
- Oh, God.
- Now, get up, bitch.

1560
01:41:10,783 --> 01:41:14,873
- OK.
- Get up.

1561
01:41:14,917 --> 01:41:16,962
- Now!
- OK.

1562
01:41:18,834 --> 01:41:21,880
- She's not gonna help you.
Come on.

1563
01:41:23,969 --> 01:41:26,102
- Neither is he.
- Dewey?

1564
01:41:28,017 --> 01:41:31,193
- Let's go.
Get your skinny ass out here.

1565
01:41:32,455 --> 01:41:33,804
- OK.

1566
01:41:35,197 --> 01:41:38,591
- I'm gonna enjoy
blowing your head off.

1567
01:41:38,635 --> 01:41:41,856
- OK, but can I just...

1568
01:41:43,205 --> 01:41:44,901
...have one final word?

1569
01:41:44,945 --> 01:41:47,208
- What? "Please"?

1570
01:41:49,210 --> 01:41:50,385
- No.

1571
01:41:53,344 --> 01:41:55,869
- Clear.
- Clear?

1572
01:41:55,912 --> 01:41:56,913
- Clear.

1573
01:42:02,135 --> 01:42:04,528
You forgot the first rule
of remakes, Jill.

1574
01:42:04,572 --> 01:42:06,661
Don't fuck with the original.

1575
01:42:11,013 --> 01:42:12,885
- Oh, my God, Dewey.

1576
01:42:12,928 --> 01:42:16,409
- What hit me?
- Don't ask.

1577
01:42:18,933 --> 01:42:19,891
- You OK?

1578
01:42:23,068 --> 01:42:25,897
- She was standing
right behind me.

1579
01:42:27,376 --> 01:42:29,248
- They always are.

1580
01:42:41,346 --> 01:42:42,564
- Oh, God.

1581
01:42:44,044 --> 01:42:45,436
- Nice one.

1582
01:42:46,959 --> 01:42:48,613
- Hicks? You're alive?

1583
01:42:50,658 --> 01:42:53,792
- Wear the vest,
save your chest.

1584
01:42:55,968 --> 01:43:00,103
- We got two officers down.
Several injuries.

1585
01:43:00,146 --> 01:43:03,322
And a new suspect.
<i>Sheriff?</i>

1586
01:43:03,366 --> 01:43:07,065
- We need a doctor, goddamn it!

1587
01:43:07,109 --> 01:43:09,981
- I don't know about you,
but I feel a whole lot better.

1588
01:43:10,025 --> 01:43:13,419
Where the hell is
everybody?!

1589
01:43:13,463 --> 01:43:15,725
<i>We're live
at Woodsboro Community Hospital</i>

1590
01:43:15,768 --> 01:43:17,814
awaiting a first
public statement

1591
01:43:17,857 --> 01:43:19,511
from Jill Roberts, survivor.

1592
01:43:19,555 --> 01:43:21,818
- ...a survivor of what is now

1593
01:43:21,861 --> 01:43:24,125
being called the Woodsboro
Massacre Reboot.

1594
01:43:24,168 --> 01:43:25,517
- Jill Roberts is her name,

1595
01:43:25,561 --> 01:43:27,737
a name the whole world
will now know.

1596
01:43:27,780 --> 01:43:29,782
- ...who single-handedly
put a stop

1597
01:43:29,826 --> 01:43:33,089
to this 21st century
Woodsboro killing spree.

1598
01:43:33,133 --> 01:43:34,743
- Jill Roberts of Woodsboro,

1599
01:43:34,786 --> 01:43:38,007
a girl who's lifted
all our spirits tonight.

1600
01:43:38,051 --> 01:43:41,924
An American hero,
right out of the movies.

1601
01:43:56,155 --> 01:43:58,548
♪ You better believe in karma

1602
01:43:58,592 --> 01:44:01,115
♪ Baby it's gonna sting

1603
01:44:01,159 --> 01:44:04,249
♪ The wheel of life's
gonna do you in ♪

1604
01:44:04,292 --> 01:44:06,816
♪ So I don't really
have to do a thing ♪

1605
01:44:06,860 --> 01:44:09,297
♪ You made me drink
the Kool-Aid ♪

1606
01:44:09,341 --> 01:44:12,083
♪ You tricked me into thinkin'
that Jill means Jack ♪

1607
01:44:12,126 --> 01:44:14,607
♪ You are the fire spawn
of the Devil ♪

1608
01:44:14,650 --> 01:44:17,261
♪ But even he ain't takin'
you back back back ♪

1609
01:44:17,304 --> 01:44:20,612
♪ Bad karma oh yeah

1610
01:44:20,655 --> 01:44:22,440
♪ Baby that's what you got

1611
01:44:22,483 --> 01:44:25,834
♪ Bad karma oh yeah

1612
01:44:25,878 --> 01:44:28,141
♪ Whether you believe it
or not ♪

1613
01:44:28,185 --> 01:44:30,839
♪ The universe
is gonna getcha ♪

1614
01:44:30,883 --> 01:44:33,841
♪ You'll be scratchin'
the seven year itch ♪

1615
01:44:34,886 --> 01:44:37,628
♪ You know what I think

1616
01:44:37,671 --> 01:44:40,370
♪ Damn, bad karma's a bitch

1617
01:45:01,085 --> 01:45:03,347
♪ You better believe in karma

1618
01:45:03,391 --> 01:45:06,002
♪ Just look at
the sorry shape you're in ♪

1619
01:45:06,046 --> 01:45:08,700
♪ There's a doll with your name
and your gloomy face ♪

1620
01:45:08,744 --> 01:45:11,616
♪ And the department
up doin' a rush on your case ♪

1621
01:45:11,660 --> 01:45:14,054
♪ You'd better
believe in voodoo babe ♪

1622
01:45:14,097 --> 01:45:16,620
♪ I got a long list
of your sins ♪

1623
01:45:16,664 --> 01:45:19,406
♪ There's a word you might
have heard called payback ♪

1624
01:45:19,449 --> 01:45:22,061
♪ And I'm runnin' out of pins

1625
01:45:22,104 --> 01:45:25,238
♪ Bad karma oh yeah

1626
01:45:25,281 --> 01:45:27,196
♪ Baby that's what you've got

1627
01:45:27,240 --> 01:45:30,634
♪ Bad karma oh yeah

1628
01:45:30,678 --> 01:45:33,114
♪ Whether you
believe it or not ♪

1629
01:45:33,158 --> 01:45:35,551
♪ The universe
is gonna get ya ♪

1630
01:45:35,595 --> 01:45:38,946
♪ You'll be scratchin'
the seven year itch ♪

1631
01:45:40,121 --> 01:45:42,384
♪ You know what I think

1632
01:45:42,428 --> 01:45:45,344
♪ Damn bad karma's a bitch

1633
01:45:48,476 --> 01:45:50,565
♪ Bad karma's a bitch

1634
01:46:12,282 --> 01:46:14,980
♪ I don't have
no sympathy girl ♪

1635
01:46:17,155 --> 01:46:21,028
♪ And that's the last
you're giving I'm sure ♪

1636
01:46:21,072 --> 01:46:24,031
♪ All the time I'm trying to

1637
01:46:24,075 --> 01:46:26,512
♪ Be the man you want me to

1638
01:46:26,556 --> 01:46:28,775
♪ But all I ever get from you

1639
01:46:28,819 --> 01:46:31,213
♪ Is silence silence

1640
01:46:31,256 --> 01:46:33,866
♪ Yeah I'm on fire
Out of control ♪

1641
01:46:33,910 --> 01:46:36,304
♪ I'm on fire
Out of control ♪

1642
01:46:36,347 --> 01:46:40,786
♪ I'm on fire
and out of control ♪

1643
01:46:42,658 --> 01:46:44,660
♪ Stop me now

1644
01:46:47,314 --> 01:46:49,794
♪ Somebody stop me now

1645
01:46:52,319 --> 01:46:54,538
♪ Stop me now

1646
01:46:54,582 --> 01:46:56,845
♪ Don't stop me now

1647
01:46:56,888 --> 01:47:00,457
♪ Don't don't don't
Don't stop don't stop ♪

1648
01:47:00,501 --> 01:47:02,893
♪ I'm on fire
Out of control ♪

1649
01:47:02,937 --> 01:47:05,287
♪ I'm on fire
Out of control ♪

1650
01:47:05,331 --> 01:47:06,810
♪ I'm on fire

1651
01:47:06,854 --> 01:47:11,250
♪ And out of control

1652
01:47:19,257 --> 01:47:21,215
♪ And morning comes
with a meltdown ♪

1653
01:47:21,259 --> 01:47:23,086
♪ This town is needing
a shakedown ♪

1654
01:47:23,130 --> 01:47:25,306
♪ We've been burning bridges
for hours ♪

1655
01:47:25,350 --> 01:47:27,221
♪ Guided by higher powers

1656
01:47:27,265 --> 01:47:29,005
♪ And rising up
from the edges ♪

1657
01:47:29,049 --> 01:47:31,007
♪ This land is
covered with faces ♪

1658
01:47:31,051 --> 01:47:33,008
♪ We've been praying
for someone to lead us ♪

1659
01:47:33,052 --> 01:47:35,185
♪ The end of those
who deceive us ♪

1660
01:47:35,228 --> 01:47:36,969
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

1661
01:47:37,012 --> 01:47:39,058
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ooh-ooh

1662
01:47:39,101 --> 01:47:40,799
♪ If I was you

1663
01:47:40,842 --> 01:47:42,975
♪ I would run for your life

1664
01:47:43,018 --> 01:47:45,020
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

1665
01:47:45,064 --> 01:47:47,109
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ooh-ooh

1666
01:47:47,153 --> 01:47:48,675
♪ If I was you

1667
01:47:48,719 --> 01:47:50,938
♪ I would run for your life

1668
01:47:50,982 --> 01:47:52,810
♪ Her face is in every paper

1669
01:47:52,853 --> 01:47:54,986
♪ And may we never forget her

1670
01:47:55,029 --> 01:47:56,857
♪ A nation cries together

1671
01:47:56,901 --> 01:47:58,816
♪ Hoping to remember

1672
01:47:58,859 --> 01:48:00,687
♪ Look back at roads
we have taken ♪

1673
01:48:00,731 --> 01:48:02,819
♪ As sleeping giants awaken

1674
01:48:02,862 --> 01:48:04,690
♪ Wasting days till tomorrow

1675
01:48:04,734 --> 01:48:06,692
♪ We'll beg steal and borrow

1676
01:48:06,736 --> 01:48:08,520
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

1677
01:48:08,564 --> 01:48:10,522
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ooh-ooh

1678
01:48:10,566 --> 01:48:12,220
♪ If I was you

1679
01:48:12,263 --> 01:48:14,309
♪ I would run for your life

1680
01:48:14,352 --> 01:48:16,267
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

1681
01:48:16,311 --> 01:48:18,225
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ooh-ooh

1682
01:48:18,268 --> 01:48:19,965
♪ If I was you

1683
01:48:20,009 --> 01:48:22,533
♪ I would run for your life

1684
01:48:37,721 --> 01:48:39,767
♪ It's not time
to stand in line ♪

1685
01:48:39,810 --> 01:48:41,508
♪ If you wanna change this

1686
01:48:41,551 --> 01:48:43,553
♪ They'll make the world
you measure by ♪

1687
01:48:43,597 --> 01:48:45,381
♪ If you let them take you

1688
01:48:45,425 --> 01:48:47,296
♪ And hand you
to the darker side ♪

1689
01:48:47,340 --> 01:48:49,079
♪ So everything's about you

1690
01:48:49,123 --> 01:48:51,299
♪ It's not the time
to stand in line ♪

1691
01:48:51,343 --> 01:48:53,083
♪ Someone has to change this

1692
01:48:53,127 --> 01:48:55,085
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

1693
01:48:55,129 --> 01:48:57,044
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ooh-ooh

1694
01:48:57,087 --> 01:48:58,785
♪ If I was you

1695
01:48:58,828 --> 01:49:01,091
♪ I would run for your life

1696
01:49:01,135 --> 01:49:02,963
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

1697
01:49:03,006 --> 01:49:04,964
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ooh-ooh

1698
01:49:05,007 --> 01:49:06,661
♪ If I was you

1699
01:49:06,705 --> 01:49:09,098
♪ I would run for your life

1700
01:49:16,367 --> 01:49:18,324
♪ Well the devil got
my number ♪

1701
01:49:18,368 --> 01:49:20,326
♪ And the devil got my size

1702
01:49:20,370 --> 01:49:23,764
♪ And the devil got my head
and the devil got my eyes ♪

1703
01:49:23,808 --> 01:49:27,812
♪ I'm-a tryin' hard to get up
lest he make it to my heart ♪

1704
01:49:27,855 --> 01:49:32,077
♪ 'Cause I wanna make it back
from the dark dark dark ♪

1705
01:49:32,120 --> 01:49:35,558
♪ A ha-ha yeah
And a ha-ha yeah ♪

1706
01:49:35,601 --> 01:49:39,736
♪ Well a ha-ha yeah
And a ha-ha yeah ♪

1707
01:49:39,779 --> 01:49:43,609
♪ A ha-ha-ha yeah
And a ha-ha yeah ♪

1708
01:49:43,653 --> 01:49:47,221
♪ A ha-ha yeah
And a ha ♪

1709
01:49:47,265 --> 01:49:51,224
♪ It used to be
it was just my house ♪

1710
01:49:51,268 --> 01:49:55,098
♪ And it used to be
it was just my tongue ♪

1711
01:49:55,141 --> 01:49:58,667
♪ But the devil's caught on
like the teeth of a shark ♪

1712
01:49:58,710 --> 01:50:03,019
♪ And I wanna make it back
from the dark dark dark ♪

1713
01:50:03,062 --> 01:50:06,674
♪ Oh woe is me indeed
And the woe is me indeed ♪

1714
01:50:06,717 --> 01:50:10,460
♪ Oh woe is me indeed
And woe is me indeed ♪

1715
01:50:10,504 --> 01:50:14,508
♪ Oh woe is me indeed
And the woe is me indeed ♪

1716
01:50:14,551 --> 01:50:18,163
♪ Oh woe is me indeed
and woe ♪

1717
01:50:18,207 --> 01:50:22,253
♪ See the devil got my address
See the devil got my car ♪

1718
01:50:22,297 --> 01:50:26,170
♪ And the devil ain't no novice
and the devil ain't no liar ♪

1719
01:50:26,214 --> 01:50:29,826
♪ I'm-a tryin' hard to get up
but he made it to my heart ♪

1720
01:50:29,870 --> 01:50:34,569
♪ So I cannot make it back
from the dark, dark, dark ♪

1721
01:50:37,398 --> 01:50:40,227
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